Garden of Eden

<freakola> mmm. fresh garden tomatos. pepper jack and salami. only thing i'm missing is avocado <freakola> my favorite sandwich as a kid was wheat bread, mayo and sprouts. and that was it. <freakola> tomato sandwiches were good too.

Omen

<freakola> hey anyone know how to make spaghetti sauce from scratch? <freakola> my neighbor lady just gave me about 10 lbs. of tomatoes. <freakola> i'm only one person. how the hell can i eat that many tomatoes <freakola> maybe i should make some funky tomato potato thing [... time passes ...]

<freakola> hi <freakola> i'm eating straight cold puttanesca <Durtro> freak. what's that? <freakola> durt: it's anchovie/olive/capers/tomatos. pasta sauce. the pasta ran out but the sauce is so good i'm just continuing to eat the sauce. <Durtro> freak: ooookay. <freakola> DON'T KNOCK IT

Kind Gesture

<freekoala> good fuckin mornin <freekoala> alright. neighbor lady is fucking DEAD. <freekoala> im becomin a murderes <freekoala> s <freekoala> my neighbor lady rang my doorbell at 6:50 this morning to give me fruit. would you kill her? <nnnn> the fruit makes it better <freekoala> yea but she gives me fruit EVERY FUCKING DAY. <freekoala> i can't EAT THAT MUCH FRUIT <Tlaloca`> is she very old freak? <freekoala> rainy, yea she's old. she's sweet, but she calls me like 3 times a day. stops me on my way out the door. la la la <Byronik> freekoala - It's very good for you <freekoala> i'm a fan of fruit. really. it's just that i'm one person and a bag of fruit and tomatoes every day. they're *going* to go bad. <freekoala> i mean. go fruit! yay fruit. and all that <freekoala> but <wendymo> enough is enough [... shortly thereafter ...] <freekoala> my old lady is gardening in my yard right now. <freekoala> sweet old busy body <freekoala> she's the middleman for my landlords. she takes the rent check. this has made her decide she is responsible for me. she's informed me that i will never buy vegetables again and she keeps gardening. *<* Signoff: freekoala (drivin to work now)

Pathos

<nnnn> freakola <nnnn> more tomatoes? <freakola> nnnnnnnnn <freakola> no, no more tomatoes. i'm mad at that woman. <nnnn> when life gives you tomatoes, make ketchup <killarney> Why? <freakola> my landlady person. yes. furious in some ways. <freakola> because she rang my doorbell at 6:50 yesterday. i think she looks in my trash. she is nosy and a busy body and she keeps telling me what to do but her role is really JUST TO TAKE RENT. <soie> 6:50 AM? <freakola> yes!

<freakola> oh. i need to find online tenancy law stuff. roommate laws. all that. THEY ASKED EMILY TO GO TO CHURCH WITH THEM. and when she said she spends weekends with her boyfriend, THEY TOLD HER IT WAS BAD AND TO GET MARRIED. AAAAARGH. <chemicals> freak, what are they doing? <freakola> chem: they told emily not to give me money . they think i might be lining my pockets with her money. (haha) ..they rang my doorbell at 6:50 in the morning. <freakola> they told me to kick emily out because she doesn't stay there every night. <freakola> they have started gardeningwithout permission. it's not their house or garden. <chemicals> freak, so they are just acting on behalf of your landlords? <freakola> yea, it was*supposed* to be this casual thing "oh we got our neighbors to collect the rent check"

Last report
<freakola> would you kill a neighbor lady who called at 4:30 in the morning merely to tell you that credit unions are a good way to go? <Byronik> freakola - I would get an injunction <eyenot> freakola : no i would be cool with her <freakola> i think she's senile. truly. <freakola> yea but she has control in my life, eyenot. she needs to be removed.

Update

Date: Wed, 30 Aug 2000
From: Freakola
To: NNNN

hahaha that's rad.
very funny
you need to add, to the end of my tomato ordeal, that i complained to my
landlords and they had the old people removed as 'rent takers' and the old
people left me a card ...a pretty card. a beach scene. a lovely little beach
scene. typed inside with no signature (typed, mind you!) was "Why do you
turn the good we do for you into evil?"

that was all
and that was the end
we haven't spoken since.

evil
freakola