<isocat> an interesting thing happened to me a few weeks ago. a girl on aol sent me naked pictures of herself, and announced that she lived near me. when i responded positively, she stopped talking to me

<isokot> i screamed when i was baptized, supposedly
<isokot> because im the devil prolly

<isocat> i masturbate with my right hand
<isocat> mostly

<isocat> i almost wish my penis could touch itself sometimes.
<Allende> isocat - wouldn't it be cool to have two penises, and be able to jack them both off at the same time, one in each hand? that would be a great orgasm. but then we really wouldn't need women, would we.
<isocat> yeah, heh.
<isocat> i have a porno with this guy with two schlongs.

<isocat> i spent some time in gay bars, i used to wonder if that meant i was gay.

<isocat> thats not gay at all, sticking something up your ass.
<isocat> i mean, masturabation isnt gay.

<isocat> i tasted my own once, it wasnt bad at all
<isocat> does that mean im gay or something?

<isocat> i find the idea of chicks with dicks strangely compelling.
<isocat> i mean, letting a chick fuck you with a strap on or dildo isnt 'gay'
<isocat> im just saying, If she somehow had a real one...

<VERUSHKA> IS IT CONSIDERED NOT GAY, IF A MAN LIKES AND IS ATTRACTED TO WOMEN, BUT ALSO ENJOY OCCASIONALLY TO SUCK A PENIS, AND NOTHING ELSE, JUST SUCK A PENIS
<isocat> thats not gay, i dont think

<isocat> im not really sure why, it just doesnt seem very gay to me
<isocat> i think if you suck a dick at the command of a domainatrix youre not necessarily gay at all

<isocat> you know, glass will conduct electricity, with enough of a potential? anything is a conductor at some voltages and an insulator at others. likewise, everyone is 'gay' given sufficient horniness

<Zuck> imagine fucking a giant spider
<isocat> zuck, youre hardcore.

<isocat> wiping one's ass seems barbaric somehow.

<isocat> gay men who never have anal sex are called "surface dwellers"

<isocat> onion headlines make me laugh out loud, even if i have my cock in my hand

<euphrates> once on the bus i heard this guy tell his girlfriend, "yo. yo.. yo, i'd rather fuck a faggot than BE a faggot"

<isocat> my two bicycles the Challenger and the Columbia are both unridable

<isocat> calculus seems important.

<isocat> my workplace is this big building with humming machines and you can hear stuff being machined, which is kind of weird because it makes semi-rhythmic sounds, sometimes it sounds like someone talking.
<isocat> like youll hear a machine go Whhhhaaaaaat?? Whaaaaaat? Whaaaaaaat? Vut! Vut! Schwiing!

[17:57] <euphrates> when i left my house i saw some people walking around looking for a dog, they seemed pretty vexed by the situation, and i went on a bikeride and on the way i saw a small dog standing on this trail, looking around, and i rode up to the road and a girl was there and i was like, Hey is that your dog? and she said yes, so then my countenance fell, because i thought maybe, you know.
[17:57] <cryptex> You want a dog, iso?
[17:57] <euphrates> also i killed her.
[17:58] <furcifer`> Naturally.
[17:58] <euphrates> no, my apt. is pretty small.

<isocat> what if astronauts were about to land on some asteroid or planet or moon and when they got about ten feet above the surface they saw that the whole planet was a wriggling mass of worms

Update: Isocat banned by anti-masturbation sting operation