The Greatest Debate of 2000

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<Vikash> I'm appalled by your angry tone
<Vikash> amazing how much anger resides on this channel
<Vikash> latent..but quick to manifest itself
<isceald> !quick vikash quit with the instant psychoanalysis.
<Vikash> you remind of durtro, an angry pseudo-philosopher
<Rewyn> The amount of smug stupidity which resides in the channel is however nowhere nearly as amazing.
<Vikash> If you are the judge of stupidity, then the definition of stupidity changes to its opposite
<Vikash> :D
<Rewyn> Hey Vikash, " I'm rubber, you're glue. Everything You say bounces off me and sticks to you."
<Rewyn> fucking imbecile.
<sane2> rewyn, you fight as well as a dairy farmer
<sane2> :)
<Vikash> don't have a cow rewyn <Vikash> lol
<Rewyn> sane: and you take it up the ass as well as the dairy farmer's daughter

<Vikash> Rewyn: what is your intellectual claim-to-fame?
<Vikash> finally got your ged at age 31?
<sane2> vikash, he pieced together a unified field theory that explains the material universe
<Vikash> I think he wrote "Love and Ass Sex: 101 ways to get fudge packed"
<Rewyn> Intellectual claim to fame?
<Rewyn> Did I read this correctly?
<Vikash> yeah it was a serious question
<Rewyn> Loquacious Legerdemain.
<syr|nge> Lubriderm
<Rewyn> That too.
<Vikash> ?
<Rewyn> Read: My claim to intellectual fame is lacking the shit-thick wit of a retarded waterbuffalo calf such as yourself.
<sane2> rewyn, please dont use waterbuffallo calves as negative references
<syr|nge> i feel like an outsider wandering into the thicket of a gunbattle in a western town under the high-noon sun.
<Vikash> what have you published?
<Rewyn> " The Pokey Little Puppy Gets Arrested"
<Rewyn> and
<Rewyn> " The Bearenstein Bears Find Baphomet"
<Vikash> I thought maybe it was "Faggots guide to ineffective insults"
<NNNN> is this supposed to be some pecking order naked leapfrogging?
<syr|nge> NNNN: it's a three-way warfare among rewyn, vikash, and sane2
<sane2> syringe, i am not involved in any warfare
<sane2> AN NOX!
<sane2> IN MANI!
<sane2> CAL XEN CORP!
<Rewyn> No, that subject was well covered in your best selling "Why Having Shit For Brains Won't Stop Me"
* arkuat cheers DoogieShoe on
<Vikash> or maybe you wrote "Swear your way to self-importance"
<Vikash> master the four letter words, and raise your self esteem by Rewyn
<Rewyn> No, that was called " The Incidental Marginalization of Stupid Motherfuckers"
<nonlinear> what kind of fuckbrain distinguishes 'swearing' from normal speech.
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<Rewyn> It would at least disguise your inevitably cretinous nature somewhat by some affected poopy humour.
<Vikash> "affected poopy humour" . you're why people don't like fags. talkin shit all the time
<sane2> poop!
<sane2> caca!
<sane2> doodoo!
<Rewyn> See, sane2 already sounds 50 times more intelligent than you do.
<H3000> heh
<sane2> fecal matter
<sane2> defecate
<sane2> stool
<Vikash> Rewyn's fecal fixation is his defining hallmark
<sane2> organic waste
<Vikash> besides his pompous faggotry

<trebuchet> What sort of alternate reality did I just walk into
<hugs4u> a pretty dumb one
<syr|nge> trebuchet: romance of 3 kingdoms...
<syr|nge> uh maybe three ruffins
<arkuat> trebuchet, you've wandered into a Teddy Ruxpin episode

<Rewyn> Tell me Vikash, when coming to that cross roads in your life, what prompted you to decide to be such a worthless sack of steaming gorilla shit, as opposed to being something that anyone with any semblance of sapience could stomach without retching violently?
<sane2> rewyn, where would one find a sack filled with gorilla shit that is steaming
<Rewyn> In your mouth.
<sane2> i dont see any there
<Rewyn> o/ she swallowed it !/o
<sane2> she?
<Vikash> Rewyn: Your parents must be proud of your "pompous faggotry" and your love of waste material
<hugs4u> windchimes are gay
<Vikash> If only they could see how clever and articulate you are. Maybe they would re-own you.
<H3000> heheh
<Rewyn> I was raised by horrifyingly intelligent flavours of sherbert ice cream
<Vikash> ?
<Vikash> what a rejoinder.
<Rewyn> To -what-?
<Rewyn> " oh your parents must be proud" ?
<Rewyn> hahahaha
<Rewyn> tosspot
<Vikash> you being raised by ice-cream. I thought you were raised by mongloid sheep farmers
<Rewyn> Yo also "thought" that you were good-looking and generously endowed with mental faculties that were above average.
<Rewyn> The joke is manifold, my little dipshit.
<Vikash> yawn
<Vikash> the joke is a fold u pompous fruitfly
<Rewyn> Making your mother face the cliff as I violate her woolly ass provides much traction, Vikash
<Vikash> wooly ass? i think you've mistaken those sheep for humans again.
<Rewyn> Vikash:P Yes, that was not inly sublime but terribly scathing.
<Vikash> you're just a wild and wooly person rewyn what can u say
<Rewyn> Yes, Vikash, yor invectives carry the weight of a crippled girl's butt clap.

<arkuat> the bottom of the ocean floor is a biodiversity hotspot, amazingly enough.
<Rewyn> I would like to talk about Ebola.
<Vikash> perhaps there's a cure for you at the bottom of the ocean rewyn
<Vikash> or maybe that's where slime like you deserve to reside
<Vikash> :D
<Rewyn> I stand in mild awe of your Down's Syndrome vitriol.

<isceald> !kban vikash tedious.
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<syr|nge> well, if vikash is kbanned, rewyn should be too, since they've been going to and fro for the past half hr.
<H3000> heh
<arkuat> Faulty logic.
<arkuat> Rewyn is far less tedious.
<arkuat> Well, perhaps "far" is overstating it.
<Rewyn> I would like to point out that I am also a handsome young man.

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