The Infamous Quote List

Welcome. Read. Laugh. Enjoy.

Kory Kehrli: 'The power of Nathan is sucking me off.'

Grant Robbins: 'I'll do anything that moves.'
Kory Kehrli:'Where's my sister?' -fall 1999

Jesse High: {SLAP}
Nathan Olmstead: 'What the hell was that for?'
Jesse High: 'You made her cry.' -fall 1999

Nathan Olmstead: 'Feet only exist in your mind.'

Nathan Olmstead: 'Whale nut yeti.' -Summer 2000

Ryan Hawker: 'I could... just... KILL Road Rage!!!'

Eric Olmstead: 'It's on like Donkey Kong.'

Ryan Hawker: 'My bum is on fire.'

Ryan Hawker: 'Fire-breathing banana-eater.' -Nov. 2000

Grant Robbins: 'Mutate me, bastard!'

Dan Sandberg: 'You're addicted you penis!'

Ryan Hawker: 'Hello Darth Gator.' -Dec. 2000

Cory Schenke: 'Shit happens to the best of us.'
Nathan Olmstead: 'Does that mean I'm the best of us? Damn thats scary.' -Dec. 2000

Ryan Hawker: 'You fig-pucker!'

(unknown): 'Give me ambiguity, or give me something else.'

Emily Evers: 'Who are you?'
Nathan Olmstead: 'A wondering psychopath.'
Emily Evers: 'Oh! You're one of my brother's friends aren't you?' - July 2000

Eric Olmstead: 'Lets see how much they hear in the background. MOM! Timmy got his head stuck in the blender again!'

Justin Beeh: 'Doggie style is a pain in the ass!' -Dec. 2000

Eric Olmstead: 'It's not the length, it's the girth. After all, it can only go in so far.'

Mark Taylor: 'It doesn't take a rocket scientist. Do it yourself.'-Dec 2000

Nathan Olmstead: 'I want to open a store called 'Grand Opening'.'
Ryan Hawker: 'It could be a porno toy store!' - Dec 2000

Justin Beeh: 'It's supposed to be service with a smile.'
Ryan Hawker: 'Even if her teeth are fucked up!' - Dec 2000

Nathan Olmstead: 'Swedish Sweetwater Revival.' - Dec 2000

Ryan Hawker: 'I pulled it off man! I swallowed it!' - Dec 2000

Tim Jones: 'I could go for a blow job and a glass of chocalate milk.' - Dec. 2000

Ryan Hawker: 'I'll go fuck myself and the tin horse I rode in on.' -May 2000

Nathan Olmstead: 'I think something is wrong in your head. I think the cracker fell off the cheese.' -Jan. 9, 2001

Dana Klees: 'It blinks when some one gets off.' -Jan 2001

Chad Steines: 'Indeed, I would do him in a second' -Feb 2001

Grant Robbins: Look out it's Godzirra!
Ryan Hawker: He'll kill us with his razor beam eyes!

Alder: I'm to walk to drunk.

Nathan Olmstead: 'I want to bake my noodle.' - Feb 2002

Nathan Olmstead: 'Are those glowing balls in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?' - Feb 2002

Bryan Gruhlke: 'What the fuck!'
Nathan Olmstead: 'What the fuck what?'
Bryan Gruhlke: 'What the fuck!?'
Nathan Olmstead: 'What the fuck what?!'
Bryan Gruhlke: 'What the fuck!?!'
Nathan Olmstead: 'What the fuck what?!?' - Apr 2002

Bryan Gruhlke: 'Stop the happiness.' - Apr 2002

Ryan Hawker: 'I'll die before you get my clothes off!' - Dec 2002

Jesse High: 'Take the bunny suit off I want to ask you a question.'
Jesse High: 'Shed the cocoon I want to see something.' - March 2003

Dan Hieber (philosophy instructor): blah blah blah...'Newton's balls'...blah blah...'Surely someone knows what I'm talking about.'...blah blah blah - Feb 2003

A.Y.: 'My feet are fuckface.' - Jan 29, 2004