What on Earth has happened to Severus's hair??!!  Looks like he applied to be one of the lucky or not so lucky victim, um I mean clients on 'the salon'  You know that 'interesting' better be politically correct here,  reality tv shows.

Oh dear god, it's getting worse -

'For crying out loud- would you stand in the great hall this hair like that?

or,.....(silence)  leave your dungeon!!

I mean come off it, why in the world would someone to leave the hairdressers looking like this?

Oh dear, poor poor man, he has obviously had enough of reality.  Someone take him in hand and please I beg, sort his bloody barnet out!