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| From : "Miranda von Immelmann" <sona_si_latine_loqueris@hotmail.com>
To : "Angelina Bishop" <abishop@npwrestling.com> Subject : Fwd: Fill this out! Date : Sun, 26 Oct 2003 13:54:35 -0700 Ms. Bishop, I'm sorry I haven't had time to get back to you on that biography-thing you wanted of me, so I'm forwarding this email-questionaire I got from my sister's friend. I hope this is okay! -Miranda ***** Fulll name : Miranda Augustina Katherina von Immelmann Height : 5'6" Weight : 144lbs Nicknames: Mir, Hey You, Dumbass, and Kiddo Age: 23 Sex: Female Birthday: November 18th,1980 Name three bad habits you have: 1. Snapping gum 2. Biting my nails 3. Talking back to Isabella Name four scents you love: 1. Gap Blue cologne 2. Fresh cut grass 3. Vanilla 4. Gasoline Name four animals you like: 1. Wombats 2. Platypi 3. Armadillos 4. Sloth (three-toed sloth) Name four television shows you love at the moment: 1. CSI 2. ER 3. SWAT 4. 24 Name four bands/groups you like that most people don't know you like: 1. Herbert Groenemeyer 2. Dingo (80's Finnish rock) 3. Alice Cooper 4. Sharon, Lois, and Bram (don't laugh, they sound great together!) Name four drinks you regularly drink: 1. Chocolate milk 2. Iced tea 3. Tamarind juice (looks gross, quite sour, but apparently it's healthy) 4. Root beer! Name four random facts about yourself: 1. I didn't speak much English until elementary school 2. I've never been vaccinated against German measles 3. I hate velcro 4. I want to move out Name four random facts about your family: 1. My parents are from southern Germany 2. My father tries to pass us off as relatives of German WWI ace Max Immelman 3. My mother hides peanut butter cups in her sock drawer 4. My first family vacation I remember consisted mostly of Amalie getting car sick Have you ever... -Fallen for your best friend? Nope. My parents would never understand if I told them I had a crush on Michelle. -Made out with JUST a friend? Yeah. I don't think Duncan ever forgave me for that. -Been rejected? By Columbia House, Visa, American Express, CitiBank, Diners' Club, Rogers Video, Blockbuster, a passport, American citizenship, Norwegian citizenship, entrance to Bolivia and Chile, Denny's because of the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" rule, and by McDonalds when I requested eight hundred Chicken McNuggets. -Been in lust? I get to wander around relatively unrestricted backstage at wrestling events - take a wild guess! -Cheated? I went to dinner once with Flare. Apparently that counts. I don't think so. Flare, call me! We should do it again sometime. -Been cheated on? In grade five. Maury McDonald kissed Holly Graeme on the merry-go-round when he was supposed to be my boyfriend. -Done something you regret? I regret nothing! The last person: -You touched? Amalie hit me in the arm this morning. Does that count? If not, Amalie smacked me in the back of the head just before that. Again, if not, I tripped Amalie as she was walking past about three seconds before she hit me. -You talked to? Oliver! Amalie's old manager. Funny English guy - always smells like scotch. -You hugged? The bag-boy at the grocery store. He was so embarrassed! -You instant messaged? Lukas Lindholm, this wacky Swedish friend of Amalie's. -You kissed? Er... Duncan. -You yelled at? My sister Isabella, though she was in the car backing out of the driveway and I was watching her from the living room window. -You laughed with? Jake, Isabella's husband, when he told this joke about an octopus in a bar. Do you? -Colour your hair? Yup! Every four days I touch up the roots too, so it's always this cool shade of purple. Amalie says it looks like the bathtub at our parents' place. -Have tattoos? None yet. I'm allergic to pain. -Have Piercing(s)? Just my earlobes. Again, it's the pain allergies. -Have a boyfriend? Well, I did. [Insert sound of heart breaking] -Floss daily? Twice, if I can! Flossing is an essential part of the tooth-cleaning process because it removes plaque from between teeth and at the gumline, where periodontal disease often begins. -Like to groove to the music? Always! Especially in the car, where it embarrasses my sisters. -Think you are cultured? I've been told enough times that I'm not that I actually believe it. Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people get! (I'm not one of these people though. I've read Charles Dickens, sport.) -Like to drive fast? Yeah, and pretend I'm Ralf Schumacher - or at least, dating Ralf Schumacher. -Believe in God or Devil? Yeah, I guess so. "The greatest thing the Devil ever did was convincing people he doesn't exist." -Believe in The Closet Monster? You bet! And I will too, until someone can explain the glowing eyes and creepy smell coming from inside it. What should you be doing right now? Washing the dishes before Isabella gets home and totally loses it again. What are you listening to? "Last Saskatchewan Pirate" - Arrogant Worms Can you do anything freakish with your body? I'm double-jointed. That's pretty freaky. Chicken or fish? For hitting people - a fish. For chasing around the backyard - a chicken. Favourite Season? Formula One season! Is ice cream the best thing in the world? Fourth best, I guess. After sex and chocolate and Leif Garrett. Single flower or a dozen? Single. There's something cute about a single flower. Roses or wild flowers? Roses. They tend to have less bugs. Silly or serious romance? Serious? I don't know the meaning of the word! Silly is my middle name. Favourite Disney character? Stitch! Favourite fast food? McDonalds. Yay cheeseburgers! Favourite book? "The Large and Growly Bear". It belongs to my nephew, but it's hilarious! Favourite Sports teams? Ferrari, BMW, Detroit Red Wings, and Subaru. Favourite song? "Transylvanian Concubine" - Rasputina (should have been my sister's entrance) What room is your computer in? The "office" on the first floor. You know how some people have junk drawers in their kitchen? We have a junk room that we call the office. What is your shoe size? 8-10, depending on the brand and the style of shoe. What will you be when you grow up? Taller. Were you named after anyone? My dad's first girlfriend. Do you wish on stars? Yup! And orange peels (if I get them off all in once piece) and purple shoe horns. Do you like your handwriting? Yeah. I still dot my <i>I</i>s with hearts. It's cute! What is your most embarrassing CD on the shelf? Aqua. The one with "Barbie Girl". Do they even <i>have</i> another CD? If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself? Maybe. I like weird people like me. Are you a daredevil? Yeah. I've shot Amalie with a water gun when she was sleeping. She freaked. Might have something to do with having been shot by a real gun previously. I was bruised for days after that. Do looks matter? Yes. I won't touch wilted lettuce or apples with bruises and I hate rusty cars. Have you ever misused a word and it sounded absolutely stupid? Yeah, I made the mistake of saying I was "unwhelmed." I maintain that this is indeed a word, despite what Webster, Oxford, and the Dictionary of American Slang. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Since there is no actual end to a rainbow, I'll say no. Metaphorically speaking, I'll say yes. Do fish have feelings? It has never been scientifically proven that fish have pain receptors, so I'm willing to stake my first-born child on this being "no". Are you trendy? I better be! How do you release anger? Release it? I bottle it up inside. One day I'll absolutely freak and you'll see my name in a newspaper, along with the caption "co-workers say she was such a nice girl." What was your favorite toy as a child? My baby "My Little Ponies". They were twins. What subject do you think is pointless and a waste of God given time? Making my bed. In a few hours it just gets all messy again anyway. Have you ever been on radio or television? A couple times, helping my sister win a match here and there. Have you ever been in a mosh pit? Once. And trying to get dinner around here is pretty much the same experience. Would you bungee? I have! Once. On Vancouver Island in British Columbia. I've never been so sick in all my life! Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Shoelaces are the bane of my existence! I never untie them if I can possibly avoid it. What are you worried about right now? Amalie finding out that I borrowed her good blue shirt and got it stuck in the powerhead of the vacuum. Do you ever wear overalls? Nope. Mom always said they were for mechanics and farmers. Do you think that you are strong?: Physically, not really. Mentally, no. I cry like a baby. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Bubble gum! What's your favorite color? Lavender - that should explain the hair. What is your least favorite thing in the world? Pre-warmed toilet seats. How many wisdom teeth do you have? None! They were all yanked the day before high school graduation. How mean is that? Do you have a crush on anyone right now? Yeah, but my sister would kill me if she knew who it was. She hates that guy! Who do you miss most right now? My parents. They live way too far away from me right now. |