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| Name: Skip Roberts Height: 5'9'' Weight: 180 lbs. Hometown: Los Angeles, California Theme Music: "When I Get You Alone" by Robin Thicke (he knows it's Kristy's favorite song) Appearance: Skip has wavy blonde hair which usually has way too much gel in it. He also has blue eyes, which usually have some kind of foreign object in them as well. His childlike features make him appear young, but he's almost thirty four years old. At one point he was in good wrestling shape, but he took a lot of time away from the ring and he now has a bit of a gut. Not a huge gut, but a gut none the less. Ring Attire: Skip wears simple black tights, boots, and knee pads. Due to his gut, we wears a sleeveless t-shirt with the words "SKIP LIST" on the front and the words "WHO'S FIRST?" on the back.....whatever that means. It's a pretty crappy looking shirt since NPW refuses to put them into mass production. He made it on a T-shirt machine that he got for fourteen bucks at a flea market in Mexico. He also tapes his wrists. Personality/Gimmick: Some would say that this is the area in which Skip lacks the most. Skip's main purpose in NPW is to get back into both the heart and pants of his ex-girlfriend and finacee of Keith Edwards, Kristy. Skip and the infamous Mr. Clean have made many futile attempts at this goal, but Skip figures that if he can emulate Keith in every possible way, Kristy will see that he's no different from him. Therefore, he wants to wrestle. Skip's a shallow guy and is easily persuaded, especially if whatever he does may lead to sex.....straight sex. Moves: Armbar Skiplock (Wristlock, surprisingly well-executed) Spinning leg lariet Drop toe hold DDT Flying cross body block Missile DropSkip (Missile dropkick) Diving headbutt Poorly executed moonsault Chops Low blows Trademark Moves: "The Burning Sensation" - This is Skip's version of a Crippler Crossface, named after a little problem he used to have when he urinated. That's all in the past now....I think. "Look Over There" - Skip points in a random direction and encourages his opponent to look over there, and when they do, he kicks them in the testicles. "Skiplash" - A blatant rip off of Keith Edwards' "Whiplash", only Skip isn't as athletic. He attempts the very same move that Keith does when he takes his opponent in a running bulldog and dives through the middle and bottom ropes, hotshotting his opponent on the bottom rope and landing on his feet on the outside. Usually though, he ends up crotching himself on the bottom rope when he goes to dive out of the ring. He really should stop trying that one, but he's convinced that if he can land it, Kristy will be impressed. Finisher: "Never Saw it Cumming" - A high angle corkscrew backdrop. "The Eyepoke Submission" - Skip puts his opponent in a headlock and repeatedly pokes their eyes until they submit. It hurts, you know! Three Strengths: -Determination - He's pretty determined.....he's just usually determined to do stupid things, though. -Quick talker - For the most part, he's stupid, but when he's in a situation when he's either in trouble or he has an opportunity to gain something, he's pretty smart. -A great smile - Will that help much in the ring? Maybe not. But it MAY help him get Kristy back......but probably not. Three Weaknesses: -Depth perception - Skip has some definite problems with depth perception. That's why things often end up in his eye that shouldn't be there. -Stupid - Self explanatory -Not in good shape - Skip often gets winded quite quickly. |