Pamela Paulshock---You think you know her...

Lock Your Doors 'Cause the Bitch is Back!

Pamela Paulshock is back! Last week marked the return and debut of the interviewer turned wrestler. Pamela teamed with friendly rival The Kat to face Stephanie McMahon and Beulah. The duo worked well together and took down their opponents with ease. Now, Kat and Pamela must team up once again. This time, they face Sable and Gail Kim, another defunct team. Words have been exchanged already but that doesn't seem to faze the blonde diva. She is ready to get back into that ring, win this next match, and show everyone just what the hell she's been doing these last few years.

The Actual Roleplay-Sable and Gail? This One's For You!

Scene One
A Big "F" You to the UPW Roster

It is Saturday. The UPW is just about to broadcast X Treme X Fire. Pamela Paulshock and Tiffany Evans walk up, dressed in all black. They were black caps on their heads as well. They looks like spies. They enter the arena carrying two black bags. As they enter, they glance around cautiously.

|| The Negative Charge | Pamela Paulshock ||
Do you have the stuff?

|| Simply Shocking | Tiffany Evans ||
Yeah, it's all here.

|| The Negative Charge | Pamela Paulshock ||
Good. Let's go.

Pamela Paulshock walks down the long corrider in darkness. She waves her flashlight around, trying to see where she was going. Tiffany is right behind her. The Shocking Duo find themselves standing at a door marked "Divas."

|| The Negative Charge | Pamela Paulshock ||
We're here. Get out the tools.

Tiffany reaches into her bags. She pulls out a bobbi pin and hands it to Pam. Pam raises an eyebrow and gives her a look.

|| Simply Shocking | Tiffany Evans ||
What?

|| The Negative Charge | Pamela Paulshock ||
What the hell do you want?

|| Simply Shocking | Tiffany Evans ||
Aren't you gonna pick the lock?

|| The Negative Charge | Pamela Paulshock ||
Shit no! What the hell do I look like? A friggen-

|| Simply Shocking | Tiffany Evans ||
Fine. Let me do it.

Tiffany puts the bobbi pin in her mouth. Chewing for a few moment, she crafts the pin into a key. Sticking it in the hole, she turns it and the door miraculously opens.

|| The Negative Charge | Pamela Paulshock ||
How the hell'd you do that?

|| Simply Shocking | Tiffany Evans ||
My mouth is very....very talented. Oh, and the door was unlocked.

|| The Negative Charge | Pamela Paulshock ||
Oh.

Pamela is the first person to enter the diva lockeroom. She looks around. Everything seems to be in tact. All of the little stations are empty. She places her bag down and starts reaching into it.

|| The Negative Charge | Pamela Paulshock ||
You know what to do, right?

|| Simply Shocking | Tiffany Evans ||
Hell yeah.

The cameras go black. All you see is darkness. In the background, spray cans ar eheard spraying. Things are being thrown around, wood is being chopped, glass is being broken.

10 minutes later.....

The lights go back on. You see the entire divas lockerrom trashed. The walls have holes in hem, the stations are wrecked, supplies are everywhere. In the middle of it all are Pamela Paulshock and Tiffany Evans.

|| The Negative Charge | Pamela Paulshock ||
Let's see that cheap bastard Don Callis try and fix this up by tomorrow morning.

|| Simply Shocking | Tiffany Evans ||
Dude.

The two friends look at each other and for no apparent reason, they start laughing.

|| The Negative Charge | Pamela Paulshock ||
There's a bunch of idiots in the back sittin' there, tryin' to tell me who the hell I am and what I can should or should not do. Well, screw you. I don't have to do what anyone says anymore. I live by my own rules. You want some dumb blonde bimbo that does nothin' but prance around this federation with her ass hangin' out, go talk to Stacy Keibler. I'm Pamela Paulshock and I don't give a shit what anybody has to say about me anymore. I'm here in this federation to be the champion, and cause some trouble along the way. In Don Callis or Stephanie McMahon has a problem with it, the two of them can go straight to hell.

Pamela pauses.

|| The Negative Charge | Pamela Paulshock ||
Yeah, I was an interviewer for the WCW. So what? The more you people bring up the past, the dumber you jackasses look. I've already proven myself to be one of the best wrestling has ever seen. I don't ned to defend my past anymore, 'ause it just don't matter to me. I will be champion, whether I have to go through The Kat or anyone else to get there. Joy Giovanni is just another step on my ladder to success. But you're used to gettin' stepping on right? You let Vince McMahon's wrinkled ass step all over you in the WWE. You got trampled in the rumble this past pay per view. Hell Joy, how do you stand it? When will you realize that you're just an ant among giants? You ain't nothin'. You don't give anything to this federation. You don't even provide entertainment. You're another dumb slut walking through these doors and soon you'll leave and be forgotten. These idiots you like to call "fans" are tired of seein' the same crap over and over. You wanna know why they come to these shows? I ain't because of people like you Joy. You're a replica, a formula for failure. They come for me, Pamela Paulshock. I'm the greatest this federation has ever seen and when I leave, I will be the greatest there ever lived. Say what you wanna say, Joy. It falls on deaf ears. The bitch is loose and you're the idiot stuck in her path. I'll see you tomorrow night.

Pamela gives the camera the finger. The screen goes black.