Pamela Paulshock---Girl on the Verge

Lock Your Doors 'Cause the Bitch is Back!

Pamela Paulshock is back! Last week marked the return and debut of the interviewer turned wrestler. Pamela teamed with friendly rival The Kat to face Stephanie McMahon and Beulah. The duo worked well together and took down their opponents with ease. Now, Kat and Pamela must team up once again. This time, they face Sable and Gail Kim, another defunct team. Words have been exchanged already but that doesn't seem to faze the blonde diva. She is ready to get back into that ring, win this next match, and show everyone just what the hell she's been doing these last few years.

The Actual Roleplay-Sable and Gail? This One's For You!

Scene One
Screwing Around With Marc Mero

The scene opens up in a dark room. Pamela Paulshock is seen sitting dowwn, looking very serious. TIffany Evans is right next to her, silent. She stares ahead, humming a song too soft for the microphones to pick up. She then begins to speak.

|| Simply Electrifying | Pamela Paulshock ||
Sable, who in the hell do you think you are? All you dois talk talk talk and anything that comes out of your mouth is insignifant. You can't even form a full sentene without souding like an elementarys chool drop out. You're so childish that you resort to mere slut comments and calling me a bitch. So what? I'm still here, perfectly fine. Yout hink those words mean a damnt hibng to me? Here's a clue, which you seem to lack. They don't. Those useless words that you use, trying to offend me, just turns into hot air blowling out of the mouth of an over-the-hill, dejected, lost woman whose flame of stardom has burnt out and the only thing that remais is a waste of space desperately trying to gain her youth back. What I say is true, isn't it, Sable?

Tiffany interrupts her.

|| Simply Shocking | Tiffany Evans ||
Dude, hold on a sec. Remember this girl?

Tiffany puts in a video tape. It's a clip of a promo from the WDW.

You're talkin' in codes and spewin' shit out like a retarded rapper. You so stupid, your ass studied for a blood test. When asked on a application for sex, you put down 'Monday, Wednesdays, and Thursdays.' You wanna make stupid blonde jokes? I got one for ya. A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you took away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!' That was stupid, then again it's right up your alley. When I looked up that word in the dictionary, there was your face staring right at me. I almost threw up my lunch, lookin' at that ugly ass face of yours. I'd swear somebody beat you with an ugly stick one too many times. You got more stupid in you than Donald Trump got dollar signs. You're Jazz only white. The female version of King Kong. Every time you got to China, those tiny ass mulfucks scream out "Oh my god! It's Godzilla"! Hell you're worse than Barbara Streisand on South Park. Everywhere that you go, people cover their faces. Your ass is so ugly, every time you walk in the bank they turn the surveillance cameras off. They don't wanna see that shit. If they wanted to, they'd just ask Seigfried to get attacked by a fuckin' tiger again.

The tape stops and Pamela just stares ahead. She has an epiphany.

|| Simply Electrifying | Pamela Paulshock ||
Tiff, ya got a point. I been sittin' here, trying to be all "nice" and "marketable" as these idiots call it. Screw that. There's a lotta crap goin' around here that I, Pamela Paulshock, can't do a damn thing because Im justa d umb slut with STD's. Is that the best ya got Sable? Huh? Cause I'm just gettin' started. First of all, shut the hell about. Nobody needs to listen to endless mounds of crap that comes outta ya mouth because it makes no sense at all. You think I was born yesterday or somethin'? I sure as hell don't need to defend myself agaisnt a dumb hoe that's been used more times than a public bathroon at a fuckin' gas sation. Miscarriages and blow jobs. How the hell you gonna come at me witht hat weak ass shit? If you're gonna make somethin' up, you better do your research because that just doesn't make any sense. Yeah, mygirl TIff is a slut, but do you think she gives a damn if you call her one over and over again? Damn, Sable, and I thought you were smarter. Must have been all that time ya spent upside down, getting "violated" by that toothy jackass Marc Mero that it screwed up ya brain.

Pamela shakes her head.

|| Simply Electrifying | Pamela Paulshock ||
As a matter of fact, I'm tired of your bullshit. You're annoyin' Sable. You're like an Ashelle Simpson record that keeps going and going until you wanna stab ya ears with a fuckin' pair of scissors to make the pain go away but it won't. God, if I had a nickle for every lie that you said about me and my girl Tiff, I'd be richer than that conceited ass mulfucker Donaold Trump. Shit, the only reason you'ew pewing out all that crap is becuse you don't know a damn about me. You're just a dumb broad that doesn't know anything about me so you gotta make up slut remarks to fill that void in your endless pile of crap. Do you know what kind of a legacy I have. I been kicking people's asses while you were too busy giving that jackass Don Callis what he wants for a fuckin' penny. I was the two time wMe Women's Champion and hell, I'm a legend! People worship me! I'm the last standing wDw Women's champion and I don't even have to mention all of the accomplisments I had because unlike you, people know how the hell I am and they respect me for it.

She sighs, pausing for a moment.

|| Simply Electrifying | Pamela Paulshock ||
What's so special about you, Sable? Other than ya low IQ? You're just a dirty hoe with a knack for talkin' a bunch of bull and those comes a dime a dozen. Who gives a damn if you were a Playboy Covergirl. Shit, can you tell me the last time it toom more than big tits and a fuckin' wide mouth to get on that cover? Hell, that drag queen Chyna even outsold your ass. The only reason your second time was successful was because ya had Torrie Wilson cover up for your ass. Nobody wants to see that shit anymore. You're outdated, like spoiled milk. You don't have it anymore and it's not like ya ever did. All you did in the WWF was prance around in outfits that made even Colin Farrel wanna get castrated and you did that stupid dance. You tryin' dance? I seen better moves like that from punk ass little boys in Wesbury Massachusettes trying to be like Usher. There's nothing to you Sable. You're a humber in Don Callis' long line of toys. When he's through with your ass, you'll be out of another job. Next thing ya know, you'll be puttin' ads in the paper, begging for a dollar for a fuckin' blow job.

Pamela is just getting angrier by the second.

|| Simply Electrifying | Pamela Paulshock ||
Nothing you can say Sable, will cover up the fact that you're nothin! You ain't worth two cents. So go and head with the "you're a stupid slut with std's! I don't like you! Waa waa waa" because it will just be the same shit you been regurgitating these last few weeks. Come up with something new for a change Sable. Stop being the same old hoe stuck in the 1990's. You had your little fame. Now it's time to step down and let someone else shine. You think I'm about to let you pin me? Be prepared. I don't care that there are two other people in this match because I'm coming after your ass. You annoyed me and now you're gonna have to deal with the consequences it. In your words, I'm coming after you you stupid bitch!

Pamela takes a long pause, thinking for a moment.

|| Simply Electrifying | Pamela Paulshock ||
But let's not forget my other opponents. We got Lita and her testosterone takin' ass. Come on, ya look like you been injecting yourself with horse tranqulizers and male hormones. Geez, if I didn't know any better, I'd say that your ass got a little something extra down ya pants. Hedwig and the Angry Inch? We know that fuckin' movie was about you. You're a little transvestite boy that tries to get the whole thing cut off but the doctor screwed up and now you got an inch of penis left. Serves you right for gettin' the ame plastic surgeon as that plastic barbie doll from the hick state of Florida. Sable? You wanna try and be like her of all people? Hey, whatever floats your boat. I don't give a shit. The thing that I care about is me not getting pinned by other of you twits. That's wrose than going to jail and gettin' molested by some grzzly lookin' bitch named "Big Bertha." Why don't you just go home. You're noth really stupposed to be in this match. This idiotic staff just threw your ass in here for fun. You think that you can beat me? Pamela Paulshock? You're about to find out real soon why dreamers are always the depressed ones sitting in the corner doin' nothing but wishing for a better life. That will be you, in the hospital bed, wishing you had never stepped in that ring with me. I'm back and I ain't going away any time soon.

She runs a hand through her hair, brushing back a few stray strands.

|| Simply Electrifying | Pamela Paulshock ||
There's only one person I respect in this match and that's the Kat. We've been through hell and back together. We went through countless matches and even an Elimination chamber. Granted, you kicked my ass but that was the wMe. This is the UPW. I really don't care if either of us wins, just as long as that silluted slut Sable walks oiut with nothing but lint in her fuckin' pockets. This match is for the Women's Championship supposedly but no matter if it's today, tomorrrow, or even a month from now, I will be the champion. We've had our differences but we do have one thing in common. That competitive nature. To hell with what everyone has to say. To hell with Sable and her nonsense. To hell with Lita. Let's just go out there and show these people just why we won the wMe Women's Championship. Remember that lust for blood and pain? It's time to being out the Demonic Deity once more, if only for tonight. It's time Kat and I, will be ready and waiting.