Here's Fab's Day One Me and Albert are having a race to see who can grow the biggest Afro, I put miracle grow on mine. Day Two Drummed like a Keith Moon / Animal hybrid. Green t-shirt really needs a wash. Day Three Mimed to opening off hard To Explain, everyone is still convinced it's me playing. Note to self must get a new streamline drum machine. Day Four Nick is obsessed with Jeff Buckley, I'm very concerned. Beating Albert in the Afro race. Fucking kick ass! Day Five Still haven't washed green t-shirt. Nikolai stayed well clear of me, I think he told Julian I smell. Wanker. Day Six Pasta, fucking pasta. Beat Albert in Afro race but noticed Black Rebel Motorcycle Club also have Afros, The San Fran sun must be helping them grow. May suggest to band that we relocate to California. Day Seven In an attempt to cheer myself up over band's refusal to move to California I stuck a not on Nikolai's back, he didn't seem please, well it made me laugh.