Jules Day One Fucking hell, got very drunk last nite. Journalist called Nick pretty, think he might be right. Swear Fab's Afro is growing. Day Two Mental hangover this morning, had to shot a fucking video. Kissed Hick, though he was my girlfriend. Got very confused. Day Three Drunk again. Made up new lyrics to Hard To Explain, I'm the fucking songwriter I can do what I want. Chucked up backstage, Ryan made me clean it up. Bastard. Day Five Forgot to write in diary yesterday, too busy remembering not to kiss rest of band. Must admit I felt very rough this morning. Think Nick looks like someone else but can't place my finger on it. Day Six Laughed so much at Nikolai, fucking whole Italian menu in his hair. Day Seven Took Nikolai eight hours to notice note. Got very very drunk. Remembered 8th track on 3rd Ramones album was very pleased.