Nikolai. Day One Did an interview today, tried to make a witty comment but was overruled by Julian (what a surprise!). Spent rest of day combing hair. No one noticed. Day Two Filmed Last Nite video, Julian bumped into me and Albert. Nick got a kiss (lucky sod) Day Three Played a gig, it was going all right until I missed my cue during NYCC. The band all gave me the evil stare, don't they realise my brilliance on Is This It. Not feeling the love at this moment. Went back to hotel room and groomed my hair. Day Four Read yet another interview in which I was called the quirt one, I can be loud if I want to but everyone id too busy listening to Julian recite the entire Ramones back catalogue. Day Five NME photo shot. Got my place next to Julian (as always). Photographer told me to cheer up, I told him to fuck off (but only in my head) Day Six I HATE NICK. He through pasta in my hair when I was trying to impress Julian. He may be called the prettiest stroke but Nick will never have Julian. His mine! Day Seven Found out Fab stuck a kick me not on my back, everyone was laughing (even Julian!). Fab won't be laughing when his lovely Afro has gone.