Here's Nick diary. Day 8 Uneventful day but I did manage to recite the lyrics to Grace, backwards!. Believe this may challenge Julian's Ramones party trick. Day 9 Was going to see LOTRs with Nikolai but decided to practice my party trick. Looked at mirror this morning, still the prettiest. Day 10 Found out that Britain has a talent show called Stars In Your Eyes, have asked Ryan to get contact with the show so I can go as Jeff Buckley. Nikolai told me I'm an elf. He knows I'm the prettiest, very happy. Day 11 Instead of practicing with band I practiced my Jeff Buckley impression. I have decided to play Eternal Life because it has some good guitar work on it. Life can't get better. Day 12 Nikolai is obsessed with LOTRs, I mean people say I have a problem with Jeff Buckley. Nikolai thinks he is a wizard, I know I'm Jeff Buckley. Day 13 Have asked rest of band to call me Jeff but only Albert has agreed to. Nikolai has taken to wearing a pointed hat, he looks nice. Day 14 Got into a fight with a Muse fans who said that Muse were better than Jeff Buckley. I told them to fuck off. I kicked their ass. I rule!