Nikolai Day 8 Got my revenge on Fab by slyly cutting off a strand of his hair, a whole strand!. No one suspects its me. Quite pleased with myself. Day 9 Saw Lord Of The Rings today, great film, tried to convince the others to go But Julian says he couldn't do without beer for 3 hours. Day 10 Have decided to model my life on LOTRs, I am a Wizard under the guidance of Gandalf (who has a nice pole!) Told Nick he should be an elf because he is tall and pretty. Albert and Fab are going to be hobbits. Julian can be a man (well its either a man or an Orc, but he is way to nice to be an orc) Day 11 Love my life as a wizard but rest of band won't take on roles. Attempted to cast a love spell on Julian during gig but it failed. Must try harder. Day 12 Mentioned LOTRs in an interview today much to the disapproving looks off the rest of the band. Fab has not mentioned his new haircut, I think he may be scared of men. Good! Day 13 Found a lovely hat today, Nick seemed impressed. I refuse to call him Jeff. Julian is acting a bit stressed. Concerned. Day 14 Didn't go on shopping trip with other instead practiced spells. Finished the first book of how to become a wizard. I might make Fab's green t-shirt disappear because it smells. A very good week