Fab's diary Day 8 Had a nightmare in which someone cut all my hair off, swear I heard the sound of scissors? Day 9 Albert told me Julian forgot to put his trousers on this morning, ha ha!. Drum machine will arrive soon. Very pleased. Day 10 Apparently I'm a hobbit which is news to me. Nikolai asked me on a hobbit-wizard adventure not sure if this is code for a date. Refused. On several occasions. Day 11 Nick didn't turn up for practice. Ryan told me he is going to audition for Stars in Your Eyes. Hope he does well. Drum machine has arrived. Day 12 Nikolai is freaking me out with his LOTRs obsession. I'm keeping well away from him. Day 13 Julian is heading for a breakdown, but he won't say why. Refuse to call Nick Jeff he has taken to calling me Tim. Day 14 Good shopping trip, found some nice trousers, looked good on Albert and Julian, looked even better on me with my green t-shirt (which I still haven't washed)