Julian is losing the plot and his clothes! Day 15 Nick and Nikolai still acting strange, apparently Fab is a dad and is called Tim. Swear I saw a vase explode, Nikolai looked very guilty. What the fuck is going on? Day 16 A bit bored today so I watched Casablanca. Not only do I have the same name as the film but Humphrey Bogart is now my hero, he has a lovely white jacket just like me. As Bogey would say; "This could be the start of a beautiful friendship'' Day 17 Watched Casablanca again to find more quotes to put into my everyday conversation, rest off band haven't noticed yet. Albert gave me a very evil stare when I wore my white jacket. He is just jealous of my style. I am so fucking cool, as cool as Bogart. Day 18 Could not find my white jacket today. Swear I fall asleep with it on but alas it was not on me this morning. Very upset. Day 19 Can't find hardly any clothes, swear I packed a load but found my bags empty instead. I think I've gone insane, I can't remember my own name. Day 20 I have resorted to wearing a Spiderman costume I found in Albert's wardrobe, look like a reject from the Moldy Peaches. Fans at the gig tonight looked concerned. Day 21 After losing Spiderman costume I had to rush naked into Nikolai's room and ask to borrow some clothes, he only had a wizards cloak but it's better than my birthday suit. Fab presented a report to the band about drum solos, I agreed too get him to shut up. What have I let myself into for? and where are my clothes?