Albert Hammong Jr. Don't mess with him.

Day 15

Still haven't forgiven rest off band for buying the same trousers as me. When a journalist asked about the band dress sense Julian said that Albert influenced us. Influenced you, you fucking ripped me off! On a lighter note Fab nearly hit Nick.

Day 16

Found a nice white jacket when clearing out my wardrobe, might start wearing it again. Adam from the Moldy Peaches called today, he has found a Spiderman costume, I have decided to keep it as a back up.

Day 17

Fucking Julian! I swear he does it to wind me up, guess what he had on to day, a fucking white suit, what a surprise!. I Albert Hammond Jr will have my revenge of fancied named Julian Casablancas. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha fucking Ha!

Day 18

Sneakily stole Julian's jacket when he was sleeping, god I never knew he snored! Much happier now, Stage One is complete.

Day 19

Now have a great collection of clothes thanks to Julian. I think my father would be proud of me after all he was a semi-famous musician, I am a criminal mastermind!

Day 20

Found a nice patch of land to build my bonfire to burn Julian's clothes. He will have to get a new style now!

Day 21

Shit, fucking hell. Ryan found the bonfire he was not pleased. I told him Nikolai started it but he did not look convinced. 

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