Albert "lips and hair" Hammond Jnr.
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i wanna steal your innocence
whoa, back up.
lusicous lips baby...objectify!
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Albert is all bout lips and hair.  Take a good look at this picture?  Aren’t his lips damned delicious?  I wish to kiss him.  And the hair, he and Fab have awesome hair.  Let’s hear it for afros!

(Leonie's personal note - "i've said this to many-a-person who gave me weird looks afterwards, but i reckon Albert would've been the cutest little kid, he would have been a beuatiful baby boy i reckon, gorgeous little eyes and cute little  lips and precious hair, uh precious! either that or he'll make a really fine old man.  god damn")