everybody speaks English in jersey, half the school speaks Espanol, yo no se! the other half can speak Jamaican ya man! damn and the OTHER half can speak horse language AND pig latin...and almost everybody is speaking or TRYING to speak ghetto nahmsayin nigguh? werd. The 70's 80's and 90's tagalog slang with a dash of conyotic words and a bit of FOB-ilicious Flavah is how we talk! Made speshully for non-tagalog-speaking people here in ta-te! wel her tiz...
Alien -kaisser and his description of  anything weird; what the world says of him

Anak ng docha! - "you can do whatever the hell you want i dont give a f..."

Apir - what to say when you agree with someone, which should be accompanied by a high five

Astig - cool; THE sh*t; tight; nice; wow;

Atat - shine's reaction when a gimmick is announced; another term for excited; when someone can't wait;

Ba-bam
- an interjection used to express exaggeration; another word for daym and whoa.

Bading
- ERIC; fags; guys who can't act like a real man; gays

Bagets
- a term to describe you if you look like you're stuck in the 80's.

Batoytoy - how michelle refers to a male's organ

Bebot
- a very good-looking filipina girl

Bistek
- one who has two horns in his forehead, drives a lancer and has an amplified way of talking; CJ Flores

Bopek - a girl with an annoyingly high-pitched voice

Boni - another term for chickboy

Boy - a term to describe how a very unnattractive guy looks like

Burloloy - anything that is completely unnecessary in your outfit that makes you look like a christmas tree full of ornaments

Chamba - got lucky or the shots kaisser is making in basketball or any sports that has a ball

Chekwa - Chink, Chinese

Chibog
- to eat

Chika
- gossip; eric's favorite stories

Chimay - it is the scientific name of ate maryel at home

Chi-mi-ni-a-ah - ugly assistant or a very bad looking faggot 

Chipipay - cheap, wannabe rich with their louis benetton aka goach bags with matching burry burry hats

Chismis -  words that come out of shines mouth kaya all of you beware *hehehehe* 

Chonki
- Weed

Colgate smile - someone who has a  smile plastered on her face 24/7; Michelle Gonzales

Conyo/Conyotic - us

Conyolets - the juniors; mga kapatid namin

Cowboy - the term used to describe a guy wearing a big ass belt with a big ass buckle. arf arf!

Dedma - the act of ignoring a very annoying person

Dekwat/Denggoy - what we do to menus and glasses * if you are von *

Egot/Egoy - mga filipinong feeling itim na mukha naman mga igorot

Epal - singit; a person who likes to butt in conversations kaya sila mukha na rin pwet

Ermat - a jologan term to call their momma

Erpat
- another jologan term to call their poppa

Feeling
- a person who has a very very very high self confidence

First-Timer - one who rarely goes to gimmick because she is the baby sis of one of the gimmikeros; Shine Surriga

Five Dollars - what chet is known as in every gas station in New Jersey

Full-tank - something chet never does to his gas tank

Garapal
- madamot in tagalog; in english selfish

Gurang - old fart

Ha-huh - the pang asar laugh of  michelle

Hala-hala - the words that comes out of chets mouth whenever he is nervous

Hanep - ang aming mga looks; in english...goddam we look hot

Hassle Pare!
- the expression used when something ain't gonna work out; too much hassle

H.I.V. - a disease when your Hair Is Vanishing

Jabar - the gob of sweat that forms under your pits which shows a big blotch of wetness on that area of your shirt

Jamming - the act of smoking chonki; playing a musical instrument with your band mates

Japeks -  fake, bootleg

Jologs - ghetto

Kadiri - disgusting; gross

Kajologan - ghettoness

Kapal -
thickness of the face; short term for feeling

Karpintero - what you smell like when you look like you haven't taken a shower for 3 days

Kikay - girly-girls who likes make-up, boys, and kalandian

Kirpal - people who work in gasoline stations and 7elevens (no specific names mentioned)

Kokey - the scientific name of kaisser

K.S.P. - Kulang sa Pera; Kiss Sa Pwet

Kups/Kupal
- our casual way of addressing someone we do not know by their first name

Leeg - a camera pose popularized by Von Carlo Surriga

Longkatuts - how a girl looks like to us when she thinks she's all and acts all snooty about it

M.U. - Mag-Un ; Malabong Usapan ; Mukhang Unggoy

Nge nge - eng eng

Ows
- yeah right; really?

Pare - man, dude

Peanut - another word for kaisser's nose.

P.H.A.T. - P-retty H-ot A-nd T-empting

Pinay - a filipino girl

Pinoy - a filipino guy; eric's favorite dish

Pogi - a very ugly pinoy

Pokpok - one word. slut.

Praning
- paranoid

Shaggy
- a hairstyle where the hair is concentrated on the sides; shaggy-lid lang ang buhok

Supot - what you call a guy when he has not been circumsized yet

Siento bente - a car with a 100-dollar exhaust but runs 20mph

Ta-te - The United States of America

T.F.C. - The Filipino Channel; T-he F-avorite channel of C-het

Topak - what someone has when he/she is having a bad day; tantrums

Trip - what we like to do

Tuchang - the hair coming out of kaisser's peanut.

Utol - what you call your brother/sister; commonly used in the surriga residence

Wapoys
- short term for walang poise, short for michelle

Yarayt
- yeah right;

Yosi - another term for a stogie; cigarette

Yo-yo - a term to describe filipinos who talk ghetto-ish