A Letter From 1013...?
By RosIOW@aol.com



In response to this recent post by "SuperJamie"...

"Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! People do have sex on beds! I hope the boys at 1013 don't hear about my post they might just come crashing through my door and take -- No! Chris! Frank! Stop! Please don't take away my television! I won't inadvertently mention something that might have led to a sexual thought for Mulder & Scully ever again. Honest!"


Dear Jamie,

We at 1013 have made arrangements for the immediate removal of your television and we would suggest that you use the time to give serious thought to the state of your moral health.

It would appear that the time has come to remind the fan base of a few basic facts about the pure, devoted, ideal relationship that exists between Mulder and Scully. Certain posters on this board are a danger to all true X Philes. They have a warped and twisted perception that the idyllic, loving, caring, platonic relationship between Mulder and Scully demands the S*X factor. This ludicrous point of view can only possibly be based on the highly questionable morals and values held by these posters..

This is intended for all those fans who refer to themselves as "shippers" and who may have been exposed to the corrupt thought processes of the poster called Jamie and another young woman who calls herself Tracy.

The following are just some of the reasons why Mulder and Scully will never have to degrade themselves with the S*X word or anything that could even become close to the suggestion that the S*X act might actually take place.

1. Scully is a Goddess

2. This is just so obvious, but a timely reminder is needed given the seriousness of this situation. Scully and Mulder are NOT, repeat NOT married. They are not even engaged to be married so why would any viewer expect a level of intimacy that went beyond hand holding? Is anyone seriously suggesting that our two heroes would indulge in pre-marital activities? We think not.

3. Mulder is only 37 and Scully is only 35. Recent medical research clearly indicates the dangers of indulging in these sorts of activities too early in life. As befits young people of their age, Mulder and Scully are still enjoying simple, healthy pursuits free from the strain and responsibility that comes with intimate relationships.

4. True fans of The X Files will know that we, the writers, devised a plot line that can only possibly mean that Scully will never have to concern herself with the sordid and messy S*X act.

Scully is unable to have babies. The only possible reason for Scully to even think about "that" sort of thing would be to produce a baby of her very own. Why else would Scully indulge in that sort of behaviour? No decent self respecting female would entertain the notion of such a thing unless it was to satisfy the natural, overwhelming urge to become a Mother. It was our duty as writers to ensure that The Goddess remained Scully The Unsullied for ever. You would do well to remember that no matter what boys might say, when it comes to finding a wife, all of them are looking for a good girl like Scully.

5. Whilst Mulder may have been allowed the occasional indulgence in the past, the consequences of such acts send a clear moral message to viewers. We all know that a certain pastime can seriously affect the eyesight and many episodes clearly show Mulder wearing spectacles. Any more serious breaches of moral character shown by either Mulder or Scully are, of course, immediately and rightly punished by either fire, brimstone or plague. This mirroring of real life situations is a strength of The X Files of which we are justifiably proud.

6. The notion that valuable screen time should be devoted to intimacy between the two characters is clearly misguided. Mulder and Scully are often depicted as enjoying their many interests and hobbies and we are certain that fans would far rather see these little glimpses of their private lives than the sordid alternative you suggest. Mulder is often portrayed as a keen sportsman who appears to enjoy both indoor and outdoor games.

Scully, when not needed to assist her partner, devotes her life to good works for the church. In a future episode it will be seen that when at home, waiting for Mulder to call, Scully indulges her keen interest in embroidery. These little moments of character development can hardly be matched by intimacy between two people who are co-workers.

7. David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson are both talented and sophisticated actors. To ask them to demean themselves in this inappropriate manner could only lead to both of them immediately seeking alternative roles which would more accurately reflect the male/female bond. Not something any of us would want.

8. The X Files has won international acclaim and is shown in many countries. We are talking about adult, well written, drama of a superb quality. You suggest that we compromise our reputations for work of this quality and introduce an intimate relationship that would very probably involve the S*X factor.

Do you really think an international audience is going to appreciate an intimate relationship between two thirty-somethings who have only known each other for six years? Why? They do care for each other deeply and there may be some hint of attraction between the two of them but the hardly credible plot device you suggest could only make us a laughing stock around the world.

Mulder and Scully may care for each other in a brother/sister sort of way but the platonic nature of this relationship means that they can devote their lives to their one true passion. The dramatic edge for which The X Files is famous has come from alien chasing and monster catching. This will never be compromised by the sort of slushy romantic stuff you girlies like..

9. Scully is a Goddess

If you can demonstrate that you are able to change your ways and adopt a more moral lifestyle, consideration will be given to the return of your television.

Yours,

Chris (A Good Tease is worth lots of $$$$$$) Carter
Vince (The Sissy) Gilligan
Frank (But I Thought That They Looked Like Two People in Love in the Movie) Spotnitz
John (What Relationship?) Shiban


Back To Rants, Raves, Opinion, Humour, Etc

Home

The XFiles is the property of Chris Carter, Ten-Thirteen Productions, and Fox Broadcasting.
 Used without permission. No infringement intended.