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Q. What do parrots have for breakfast?
A. Shredded Tweet !
Q. How does a parrot escape from an airplane?
Via a parrot-chute !
A man goes into a pet shop and asks the owner "can I have a parrot for my son?", to which the pet shop owner replies "sorry sir, we don't swap parrots for children!"
Q. What are parrots stuffed with?
Polly Filler!
A magician got a job on a cruise ship. Unfortunately, his act was ruined by his parrot, who spoilt every trick by saying things like, "the card's up his sleeve!" or "its behind the screen!"
One night the ship hit an ice berg and sunk. The magician managed to escape with his parrot. For two days the two of them sat in a life boat not saying anything. Finally, the parrot blurted out, "O.K., I give up! Where have you put the boat?"
A woman visited her pet shop to buy a rare Christmas parrot. The pet shop owner explained that the strings attached to it's legs were to signal it to sing. By pulling on the left string, the parrot sang Jingle Bells. By pulling on the right string, the parrot sang White Christmas.
The woman asked "what would happen if I pulled both strings at once?"
The parrot replied "I'd fall of my perch!"
Did you hear that Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler Crackers are going to merge?
They are going to become Polly Warner Cracker!
What do you call a parrot who goes out in the rain wearing a Mac and carrying an umbrella?
Polyunsaturated!
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon!
What do parrots take for headaches?
Parrotcetamol!
Where is parrot heaven?
Parrotdise!
What do you call a whole pile of budgies, parrots, macaws, cockatiels all in one cage?
Polyglot!
What is a parrots favourite sport?
Parrotgliding!
~fly away home~
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