The Official Cake Batter Webpage

Real Ultimate Food

Hi, this site is all about cake batter, REAL CAKE BATTER.  This site is awesome.    My name is Chewbob and I can't stop thinking about cake batter.  This stuff is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Cake Batter is liquid.

2.    Cake Batter is yummy ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the cake batter is to be so yummy that you flip out and kill people.

Equipment and gear:

Cake Batter Pans                   Cake Batter Mixer   

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Testimonial:

Cake batter can be addictive to anyone it wants!  I eat cake batter WHOLE BOWLS at a time and don't even think twice about it.  This stuff is so crazy and awesome that it makes me flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this person who was eating cake batter at a diner.  And when some dude dropped a spoon they killed the whole town because the spoon was too dirty to eat cake batter with.  My friend Spinooti totally uppercut some kid just because the kid put some cake batter in the oven without eating it first.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that cake batter is REAL Ultimate Food you better get a life right now or I will chop your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Cake batter is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  This stuff is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Cake batter is yummy, smooth, cool, runny, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start pottery classes next year.  I love cake batter with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about cake batter?

A: Cake batter is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand it's sort of solid, but on the other hand, it takes the form of it's containers and is totally a liquid.

Q: I heard that cake batter can give you a stomach ache.  What's it's problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other liquids, cake batter can give you a stomach ache OR totally cure one. 

Q: What does cake batter do when it's not being eaten or causing people to flip out?

A: Most of it's free time is spent flying, but sometimes it sings operatic arias.  (Ask Spinooti if you don't believe me.)

This is a picture of my best friend Spinooti showing off.

She's a lot older than me and sometimes eats cake for breakfast,

which is bragable.

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