Disclaimer : The Pretender isn't mine, this idea isn't mine -- but the words are mine! Mine!! All mine!!

Title - All I need to know in life I learned from watching "The Pretender"
Author - Sue
E-mail address - ra_lite@hotmail.com
Rating - G
Category - SI (Silliness)
Series/Sequel - Nope
Spoilers - N/A
Summary - Just something I thought up one day. What did you learn from The Pretender?

"All I need to know in life I learned from watching The Pretender"
By Sue

• Always have someone to back you up, supposedly dead little brothers work well.

• Bad guys never really die, they just keep coming back again and again and again.

• Life is a gift.

• You can be a genius and still not know anything about chocolate milk.

• Taking the bus to San Diego probably won't kill you and is much safer than taking a plane.

• Even Pretenders can't be right all the time.

• A Pez a day keeps the doctor away.

• Always tell the truth.

• Clipon ties and the yellow pages are useful things to have.

• Never underestimate anyone ( death-defying baddies and pretenders are top of this list)

• Smoking does NOT relax you.

• Ice-cream is very tasty and an essential source of calcium.

• Live people and coffins do NOT mix.

• Don't be afraid to try new occupations.

• Just because you're not really a fire fighter or a roach exterminator or a doctor or a park ranger doesn't mean you can't pretend to be.

• The other side of the glass is a much safer and less stressful place to be.

• Jello is nice.

• Magic Eight Balls are often right.

• Slinkies are fun.

• Always have a plan B.(This is very important!)

• If you are planning on blowing something up, always be SOMEWHERE ELSE when it happens!

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