Lioness Rampant Quotes
The guards hid their smiles as they looked the noble over-in size the beardless youth could have well been a squire, w/ only a shield to reveal his higher rank. They wondered if the youngster could even hold his lance, let alone unseat an opponent w/ it.

"Tounge & paws are all I need."
"Is that why you smell after a night in the woods?" -Faithful & Alanna

Moonlight atared at her mistress, wondering why Alanna had chosen to dismount & sit in the mud.
"Swearing doesn't help. Besides, you woke me up."
"Does your worship want me to pull the curtains so the light won't hurt your eyes? Shall I call you for the noon meal, or will you sleep the day out?"
"There's no talking to you when you're like this." -Faitful & Alanna, after Alanna falls off Moonlight

"Life used to be simple."
"Probably more boring, too." -Faithful & Coram

"Nobles rarely know as much as they think they do-not about the real world." -Liam

"Practice till it hurts." -Liam

"The next time you're told someone's Shang, pay attention." -Liam

"Shame your mother didn't drown you at birth."
"What makes you think she didn't?" -Alanna & Buri

"I'd have to blind not to recognize a daughter of the Wilima House."
"Sadly I do take after my father." -Liam & Thayet

"She has the bluest blood in Tortall. There was never a zhir or jin anythin' fit t'polish a Trebond boot."
"Coram."
"The family's in the Book of Gold. No zhir or even zhirit were writ down till the Book of Silver." -Coram & Alanna

"Next time I go after something, I hope it's in a dusty corner where no one sees or cares if I take it." -Alanna

"We heard about you in my father's court. The majority opinion was that you should be burned, although one group held out for death by torture." -Thayet

"Do you? (trust me)"
"Of course I don't. I don't trust anyone." -Roger & Thom

"Either I've turned stupid, or life's turned hard." -George

"Hello Roger. You look pale. Not enough time in the sun?"
"You're cocky, aren't you? Killed anyone recently?"
"No. It's so depressing to come back & find one's work reversed." -Alanna & Roger

"Girls play at bein' Lioness. I saw one chasin' her brother down the street, wavin' a stick & callin' for the Conte Duke to submit to her sword." -the Lord Provost

"Your artwork's improved. The one you did of Delia made her look like a cow. Though now that I think of it, maybe that was your subject matter-" -Alanna

"I'm told you were Jonathan's lover once. Is that why he made you Champion?"
"I'd told you replaced me in his affections for a little while. Why didn't he make you Prime Minister?" - Josiane & Alanna

"I don't waste time in conversations w/ sluts, Josiane. Neither should you." -Delia

"Not bad-if you like Ordeals." -Jon, speaking of the Ordeal of Kings

"Time to go home."-Faithful, when he "dies"

"Is this what it means to be the best, Alex?" -Alanna, after killing Alex

"He expects you to fight. So-stop fighting." -the aloof part of Alanna during her meeting w/ Roger

"People in love are boring." -Buri

"So I finally tamed myself a Lioness." -George

"Why? Why must you make me respectable?"-George