| Things Tortallans Would Never Say |
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| It's been done to death, but what can I say? Every site's incomplete w/o it |
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| Alanna I should've become a lady. Hey Roger, lookin' sexy Get away from me you dirty thief! (to George) Oh Jon, let me be your love slave Me? Fight? Are you crazy? I might break a nail! George The name's Cooper, George Cooper How dare you call me a thief! I would never steal anything Alanna, who in their right mind would ever marry you? I'm a noble. Jon I CAN'T DO THIS!!!! Kids, go marry whoever you want |