You Know You're Obsessed w/ Tortall When....
1. You refer to yourself as Lady Knight _________ of __________, Knight of the Realm of Tortall
2. You won't date any guy who's name isn't George, Jon, Liam, Numair, Cleon, or Dom
3. You demand to be let on the boys' sports teams
4. You carry a sword around for 8 years and undergo painful exercises in your backyard every day. Finally, you lock yourself in your basement and pretend to experience great pain. When you emerge, you begin to carry around a garbage can lid w/ a design on it
5. You wear a black bathrobe everywhere & point your finger at things while uttering random words
6. You sit by a fire every evening & attempt to comune w/ the Voice
7. Whjenever you see a large spider, you say, "Ewwww! Spidren!"
8. Whenever you see a bird soaring overhead, you say, "Stormwing! Run!"
9. You buy a black cat & purple contacts for it
10. You call your history teacher Sir Myles, your biology teacher Master Lindhall, & your gym teacher the Stump
11. You dye your hair orange & get purple contacts
12. You wear a pendant around your neck & claim it's from the Goddess
13. You worship Mithros & the Goddess
14. You refer to your worst enemies as Roger or Ozorne
15. You buy an iguana & insist it's really a baby dragon
16. You attempt to converse w/ passing animals
17. You constantly confuse the Yamani Ils. w/ Japan
18. You buy several copies of Delia's catalogue. You burn them. When asked about it, you respond "I can't believe that slut has her own clothing line!"
19. You become convinced that you were adopted & your real parents are gods
20. You join a martial arts class to learn Shang fighting
21. You wear a claw around your neck & claim the badger god gave it to you
22. You say things like "Oh Gods!" and "Mithros, Mynoss, & Shakith!"
23. You compare EVERYTHING to Tortall
24. Whenever someone injures him/herself, you ask for  a healer instead of a doctor