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| “We’ll make a knight of you yet, Queenscove.” “That’s what I’m afraid of.” –Kel & Neal “So Faleron, you’re friends w/ her so you can have her whenever you want?” “Gods curse it Kel, you heard what he said!” “I heard a fart. You know where those come from. Let is go.” –Garvey, Faleron, & Kel “Joren is so pretty. Say Garvey, are you two friends because you can have him?” –Neal “Most girls don’t have a covey of boys whacking them w/ sticks every morning.” –Kel “I hate my body doing new things w/o telling me.” –Kel “It’s not like you got melons or anything, they’re just noticable.” “Master Owen! Think shame to yourself for saying such things!” “That’s Lalasa, Kel’s maid. She sews, and she knows all kinds of ways to hurt you. I wasn’t trying to be rude.” “You can be rude w/o trying……It’s your own fault for encouraging him when he was a 1st year. Now he thinks he’s a human being.” –Owen, Lalasa, & Neal “Then I will stay away from Jesslaw. It must be a madhouse.” –Neal “You plan strategy & tactics ahead so they won’t go as wrong as they could.” –Neal, refering to battle planning “Seniors get to do all the jolly things.” “You are a bloody minded savage. I hope you are kidnapped by centaurs.” –Owen & Neal “That is a weapon, in case you hadn’t noticed.” –Wyldon, refering to Peachblossom “If people stopped talking around here, the wall would fall in. There’d be no wind to hold them up.” –Raoul “I hopw he manages you w/ a whip & a chair, like a wild animal in a show.” “He hardly ever uses the whip. I’m so much better than his last squire.” –Neal & Cleon, speaking of Cleon’s knight-master “I think I could flirt about as well as my gelding dances.” –Kel “I myself have noticed my growing resemblance to a daffodil.” “You do look yellow around the edges. I hadn’t wanted to bring it up.” “We daffodils like to have things brought up. It reminds us of spring.” “Does dung remind you of spring too, Princess Flower? You needn’t manhandle our Kel like that.” “Thanks but no thanks. I don’t want to crush your petals.” “Crush mine all you like, fair lady.” “Me too.” –Neal, Kel, Cleon, Owen “You’d make a fine wife for one of those big fellows-Cleon, for instance. He seems fond of you. How about Lord Raoul? He can afford a wife. You could settle down & raise young giants.” –Joren “Even the Lioness scraped up a husband, though she had to dig through the middens of Corus to do it.” –Joren “What do you mean to do, then?” “Repeat the 4 years, I suppose.” “Do you expect me to believe you are looking forward to that?” –Wyldon & Kel “I think I will no longer try to predict what will happen to you, Squire Keladry. So far you have proved me wrong on every count. Even I can learn when to quit.” -Wyldon |