A long, long time ago
In the Eastern Lands far away
Tortall was under an attack
And I thought me & Onua Chamtong could
Talk the lord Sinthya into
Maybe cutting us a little slack
But his response it didn’t thrill me
He had his mages try to kill me
But I escaped from those fools
He sent stormwings those winged ghouls
I feld in hawk form from the scene
Was so dazed I could hardly see
I hid in a fallen tree
That’s where I met this girl

And I started singing:

My my this here Veralidaine
May be the Wildmage someday later if she really tries
She left Snowsdale when her family died
Saying “Cloud now it’s just you & I”
Oh “Cloud now it’s just you & I”

Did you know this here Daine girl
Lived w/ wolves say they always bite
But they’re really nice Daine says
And when Dunlath was in trouble
They went to her right on the double
Yeah they knew she’s make those humins go away
Well they made a barrier around the place
From some power I couldn’t break
The future was looking grim
Our chances of escape were trim
But Daine and her friends saved the day
And the wolves began to shout hurray
I knew she had to stay
Oh yes, my Veralidaine

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Now we finally got to Carthak
The boredom mades us want to pack
The gods were mad at Ozorne
Daine was given a gift
Against her own wish
She didn’t have a clue
She raised animals from the dead
It nearly blew her head
The Graveyard Hag kept appearing
And Daine didn’t know a thing
Well Ozorne’s palace Daine trashed the place
You should’ve seen the emperor’s face
He became a stormwing right in that space
And now it’s Ozorne’s doom

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We got stuck in the Realms of the Gods

Cause Daine’s parents brought us there
To escape from Ozorne’s evil things
And we all fought in that epic war
And it wasn’t long at all before
Ms. Wildmage called her friends & saved the day
And in the end some immortals died
Some stuff blew up
And some ships fried
Rikash was croakin’
His bones were mostly broken
And the emperor I despise most
Met up w/ Daine and now he’s toast
The emperor mage is now just a ghost
Thanx to my Veralidaine
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