| Why Did the Tortallan Cross the Road? |
| Why did Alanna cross the road? To prove that women are just as capable of crossing the road as men Why did George cross the road? To escape from the Lord Provost Why did Thayet cross the road? To support Alanna's crossing of the road Why did Buri cross the road? To protect Thayet Why did a bunch of noblewomen cross the road? Because Thayet did. It's now "in." Why did Raoul cross the road? To get away from Jon who wated him to go to some fancy party Why did Jon cross the road? To find Raoul & make him go to the aforementioned party Why did Daine cross the road? She didn't. She shapesifted & flew across. Why did Numair cross the road? He didn't. He levitated Why did a bunch of stormwings cross the road? to defile the dead bodies on the other side Why did Kel cross the road? To chase the stormwings away and protect the weak people on the other side Why did Neal cross the road? To chase after the pretty girls on the other side. Why did Dom cross the road? To harass Neal Why did Cleon cross the road? To go flirt w/ Kel & call her mushy names Why did Wyldon cross the road? To get to the other side. Wyldon would never break tradition! Why did Joren cross the road? To go pick on one of the people Kel's trying to protect Why did Owen cross the road? To help Kel protect people from Joren. How jolly! Why did Roger cross the road? To go kill Jon, who was on the other side trying to get Raoul to go to the party. Why did Ozorne cross the road? To find Numair and execute him for treason Why did Aly cross the road? To warn the Balitangs that several royal assassins were on their way! Why did Nawat cross the road? To mate feed Aly, who was on the other side |