| Chap 3-Answered Questions Setting: The campsite. Numair emerges from a tent Numair: Hi guys Daine: Um…hi? Numair: Don't you remember me from the last chapter? Daine: Well it's been such a long time…I kinda forgot Numair: I AM THE HAWK Daine: You are insane Onua: Don't mind him Alanna: Hi everyone Everyone: Hi Alanna Numair: I am also a pedophile Alanna: The foreshadowing was so last fic. I thought you were going to have a lot of cameos in this one. Ziasfiremage: Your fic is over! Don't tell me what to do! I'm getting to the cameos! Onua: Ok, why don't we all introduce ourselves and each say one thing we enjoy doing. I'll start. Hi. I'm Onua. I enjoy horses & romps in the hayfield. Daine: Hi. I'm Daine. Onua: Is that all you have to say? Daine: I can reveal nothing else at this time. Onua: Ok, then. Moving on Numair: Hi. I'm Numair, sometimes man, sometimes hawk. I like sex and little children. (everyone ignores this comment) Alanna: Hi. Everyone knows me from the last fic. Onua: Okay, does everyone feel better now? Numair: Um… Alanna: Well… Daine: Not really Onua: Good. Not to get to more interesting things. Daine: Why were you trying to escape a bunch of evil bird things in hawk shape? Numair: Um…that information's classified. Daine: Will someone hit him? Onua: No really, it is classified. Daine: Oh Numair: Daine, I have something to tell you. Daine: What? Onua: Oh dear Numair: You have a random & obscure type of magic called wild magic. Daine: What the hell? Numair: Allow me to explain. I have determined that your skills with animals are downright magucal. Daine: No! There is no magic! No! Numair: Excuse me, may I continue? Daine:Yes. Numair: As I was saying, you have this type of magic called wild magic that connects you to animals & shit like that. Daine: Cool. Numair: So this means I have to train you in it. Daine: Why? Numair: Cause we need you to save all our asses. Daine: Ohy Alanna: Yeah I'm done saving people's asses. Now it's your turn Daine: What do I have to do? Numair: First, I have to see you how to have visions of green jello in your head. Daine: Green jello? Numair: It quiets the mind. Daine: Oh I see. Numair: You must learn to Jell(o) before you can learn the other shit. Daine: Oh Numair: Now watch closely & repeat after me. (He closes his eyes and makes a face as if he were constipated.) A Few Minutes Later Daine: Um….I'm not seeing any jello. Numair: No jello at all? Daine: No Numair: Not even sugar free jello? Daine: No…I don't like jello. Numair: How are you supposed to Jell(o) if you don't like jello? Daine: How should I know? Numair: Just pretend you like jello and do it. Alanna: Gee, I never knew Numair liked jello so much. (the badger appears) Badger: Yo wassup? Numair: Excuse me, but we're in the middle of a lesson here. Do you mind? Badger: Shut up. I'm a god. IN YO' FACE, FOO! Daine: Woah. Badger: Now listen, you better learn this shit or bad things will happen. Got that? Daine: Whatever. Badger: Don't you whatever me. You father asked me too watch you. Daine: I have a father? Badger: Well you didn't just appear out of nowhere. Daine: I didn't? Badger: Argh. Good thing Daddy's paying me for this. Well, I gotta go but why don't you take this seemingly useless trinket? (He hands Daine a glowstick, then disappears) Daine: Woah! Thanks, Mr. Badger Man! A/N: School is almost over, so I hope updates will be more frequent. I've been suffering from some comic Writer's Block. That, combined with a busy schedule, made this update so late NEXT CHAP: Our friends arrive at the palace & Daine is very confused |