What Happened To...?

  • BREEN, JEFF
  • (AX:) Although Jeff and I went to the same schools and lived in the same area, he and I never were friends until my 10th grade year at Cross Keys High. Santiago met him first, and scored a ride to & from school with the guy. Not long afterward, he and Santiago were good buddies. Their girlfriends lived in the same house in our neighborhood. They eventually started a band together, which became EVERGREEN after Matthew & I joined. Pretty soon after that, Jeff and I were hanging out regularly. I was among the 4 passengers in his awful head-on collision in 1993, which kind of strengthened our friendship for a time. After a year or so of good times, things with Jeff took a turn for the worse. His attitude became very negative, and the slightest things would get him pissed. After repeated confrontations and feuds with Santiago and I started affecting EVERGREEN, Jeff was booted out of the band. More static followed, some so bad that it split our friends down the middle, but he finally moved away and from town (and our group of friends).
    (OG:) For the sake of those who have heard me rant about this subject over and over again, I'll keep this short and sweet. But then again, for those of you who HAVEN'T...here's a quick run-down of Mr. Breen as seen through the eyes of one of his former best friends: Jeff Breen is a talentless, worthless, girlfriend-beating, mom-beating, dad-beating, dickless shitbag. Yes, you heard all that right. I keep hearing the same shit from people who claim they knew him: "What do you have against Jeff??? He was a sweetie!!! He was so nice!! He and I were friends!! I'm so sick of you dissing Jeff!!" Well you know what? Jeff would hold his breath and pretend to pass out in order to draw attention to himself. Jeff would take his anger out on his girlfriend, smacking the shit out of her and kicking her across (former Evergreen drummer) Dan Heisel's van. Jeff would go home and smack his mother across the face, calling her a stupid bitch as he did so, only to repeat the same act on his father. Jeff was a fucking whiny, crybaby, fucked up parasitic asshole who adopted the traits of whoever he was hanging out with at the time. He did drugs with his old clique simply because they did drugs. Then he stayed clean with us, simply because we stayed clean. He had no mind of his own. Jeff would lie to people about songs he supposedly "wrote", when in reality he was playing them tapes of other bands' songs (namely "Dancing in the Moonlight" as covered by the Smashing Pumpkins). Jeff would take drugs he found in the back of a car and cause Andrew Shearer (who is otherwise the calmest and most level-headed guy I know) to threaten bodily harm on him. Jeff would......(fill in your anecdote here). There's too much to say, folks. But like I said...short and sweet. I honestly hope he finds this site. And if he does, I hope he clicks on my entry right as he's being gang-fucked by eight militant lesbians decked out in leather and strap-on dildos. Say hi to the girls I sent for you, Mr. Breen.

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    (AX:) In 1995, after EVERGREEN broke up, Jeff appeared in the audience at some of (my new band) THUMPER's shows. We squashed whatever bad blood was between us, then I never saw him again. In the years since, I've heard all kinds of crazy-ass rumors about him, all unconfirmed. He and I were on good terms the last time I saw him, so I hope he's ok, wherever he is and whatever he's doing.
    (OG:) Last I heard he was in Florida, dropping acid, doing EX, and basically withering away to the person we should have seen him as years ago.

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