A Fanfic by Kuroi Tenshi
Date: 01/26/01
Type: AU/Craziness!
Disclaimer: I don’t own the EVA
people, you all know who do. I don’t own the poem either, I’m just trying to do
something nice, k? Okay!
Love letters at:
K_Tenshi@gundamwing.org
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‘Twas the night before Christmas, and
all through Headquarters,
nothing was stirring, not even our
favorite martyrs
A Black sock for Rei, a White one for
Shinji
Awaited rewards from a commander too
stingy
A red sock remained, open like the
hand of an amigo
Soon to be filled with Asuka’s giant
ego
The children were nestled, all snug in
their beds
While visions of horrid angels danced
in their heads
And Kaji in boxers, while me in my
shorts
Were hoping to practice our favorite
sport (*grin*)
When out from outside an alarm arouse
clatter
I pulled on my panties and saw to the
matter
I drove to Central Dogma, which was
very far
With the children and Kaji in the back
of the car
The moon with its weird red glow (just
like in the show)
Gave the lustre of mid-day to the
object below
When to our
horrified-although-we-know-what-it-is eyes should appear
A HUGE fuckin Angel, with horns like
reindeer
With Ritsuko on MAGI, and the
Commander in seat
We prepared to fight and not allow
defeat
More rapid than Ritsuko’s typing, its
attacks came
As it hissed and howled, sounding like
insulting names
The Commander smirked, and like usual
walked away
Telling Fujutsuki that launch the EVAs
he may
With Units 00, 01 and 02 on the way
The met with the obstacle, and took it
away
On tops of houses and building they
jumped
Leaving Tokyo-2 to look like a dump
Then all of a sudden, we heard on the
roof
What sounded like a big heavy hoof
It seemed like the Angel did not plan
to be daunt
But looked forward to destroying the
entire Geofront
It was dressed all in light, and
prepared for attack
With all 3 EVA units shamelessly clung
to its back
But then it stopped and put down by
its foot
What seemed to be a big sack of loot
Makoto and Maya and Shigeru stared
While Ritsuko, Kaji and me could just
glare
What’s this? An Angel that brings us
joy?
Guess God finally sent us one of his
GOOD toys
It opened the bag, undoing the bow
with the bell
Revealing a knick-knack for all NERV
personel
One by one, the gifts were given
Making the people feel happy-driven
A labcoat for Maya, as white as the
moon
A new guitar for Shigeru, to play up
some tunes
New glasses for Makoto, to help with
is view
More beer for Misato, as if that
wasn’t new
A blow-up doll for Kaji, to help with
his urge
Milanta for the Commander, the stick
up in his ass should release with the purge
Bandages for Rei, Shinji got some
self-esteem
Asuka got a jar of honey, for
sweetness it seems
The Angel distributed the presents,
even to the guys with the lance (SEELE)
Till every one got something and were
happy for once
And up to the sky, it exclaimed as
flew out of sight
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL,
AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT."