Age: Unknown. Alias: Bomb, "my baby daddy", Rallo. Hometown: Buttonwillow aka: "Bumpkin Junction". Years at the High Desert Metal Facility: 7 Ride of Choice: '73 Ford Pinto (only has reverse) plus a side car on M.C. Big Daddy Hop A Long's bike. Primary ailment: Chronic stiffness of the neck. Secondary ailment: I.B.S. (Irritable Bowel Syndrome). Favorite crimes to commit: Keeping library books past their due dates, cutting in line, talking in theatres, telling people the end of movies they want to see, fishing without a license. Weapon of choice: 2 starter pistols. Hobbies: Watching Bitch Killa levitate, pitching pennies, impersonating park rangers and Taebo (5th. degree black belt). Favorite rhyme written: "My shit is broke can't afford tha bling bling I'ma stiff necked cracker getting high on ginseng" or "3's pressure is high he might need a doctor with no money for silver I got my teeth dipped in copper". Most known for saying: "Oh oh oh don't ya know, I'm a 5th degree black belt in Taebo." As well as most of the other members of the infamous $INESTER $INDIKATE, the facts are very distorted and the truth very unclear at times, but for what it's worth we'll give you as much information as we have. The Bomb's parents, both immigrants from France his father, Jean Piere Jean (known to friends and family as "Lucky Piere") and his mother Missy La'Meow both lived a very modest life in their native homeland. His mother worked as an exotic dancer (stripper) to make ends meet and his father worked as a gunsmith and gave "dueling lessons" on the side. Like his father before him, "lucky felt obligated to teach the Bomb the masterful art of dueling. He gave his only son 2 dueling pistols, 4 bullets, 1 white glove and a pat on the back. He later stated "It's the only training I ever had." When the Bomb tried to pawn the guns a few years later, the cleark informed him that they were merely starter pistols used for track meets. Since there's not much money in gunsmithing or dueling in this day and age, Lucky Piere decided things might be better if they took there chances in America. His dream came true when he bought some phoney pasports for himself, La'Meow and the lil' Bomb, they never looked back. "I was tired of dipping my fries in mayonase anyway" Piere stated. After arriving in California, "Lucky" Piere ran into a truck driver that pointed tword the desert stating "there's the promise land". That was all Piere needed to hear. They family hitched a ride in the direction of the "high desert" in the back of a truck carrying chickens. The truck ran out of gas near the beautiful town of Buttonwillow. Piere told the family, "we are home." It is here where the criminal career starts for the H-BOMB. Commiting his first crime, the Bomb was said to have sold some 10 year olds felt tip markers, paste and model airplane paint for "huffing" purposes. When asked about the case against him the 6 year old Bomb said "shit, don't hate the player, hate tha game, ain't my fault the tikes wanna chase tha dragon." Without an admittance of guilt or denial, the Bomb was sent to the High Desert Mental Facility on a "scared straight" type of program. To put it bluntly, it didn't work. The H-Bomb claimed to have made nearly $7.65 as he put it "spreading his hustle". Which translated to selling Ginseng soaked Oregeno, Nyquil shots and pitching pennies. At the ripe age of 12 the H-Bomb formed the notorious street gang known as the "Baker's Shakers" (a local group of very unorganized bread theives) which is a name all to familiar to librarians and State Park Officials in the high desert area. Known mostly for using "shake n bake" bags for "other purposes". It seems they would buy the bags, then fill them with axle grease and put them over their mouths for "huffing". The H-Bombs second in command, know only as "Marbles" stated that it's a great high, you just end up using a lot of napkins getting the grease off your nose." I later found out that they called it "getting greased" or "greasing". Marbles also told me they would "get greased" and check out library books with no intention of bringing them back. At 14 "Lucky" took his now troublesome teen to the High Desert County Fair. That year they had a demolition derby. "I looked on simply amazed" stated the Bomb. Later that week the young rising rapper came across a used '73 Ford Pinto for sale. The owner (who didn't want his real name used) to told the Bomb the car only has reverse. The Bomb kicked the tire (which fell off) and said "I'll take it". The Pinto qickly got some new paint, the Bomb opted for the traditional flames on the sides (but got them from the back tires forward instead of the usual front tires back, since the car only has reverse) he quickly entered into the next County Fair demolition derby. He figured he was a sure winner and would take the winnings and put his "tracks on wax" as he put it. When the derby came, the Bomb was ready. With both parents in the grand stands, he was about to prove "all the haters" wrong. With the drop of the green flag, "it was on like donkey kong". Within the first 10 seconds, the Bomb was hit from behind whipping the the rapper's neck back leaving him with a severe stiff neck, ending his career as a derby driver. Supposedly the neck injury became permenent when the young rapper was using a "beer bong" to take in high volumes of "slurpee" for that ever annoying "brain freeze". The Bomb was quoted as saying "I leaned back for a hit, and I never came back". The Bomb's first "pinch" came when he tried to pass some expired coupons while purchasing Shake N Bake. When questioned about the coupons the H-Bomb paniced and ran. "I was really high on Ginseng and asprin" he later stated. As the Bomb exited the store he was greeted by then security gaurd Rufus T. McClanhan (now known as the ruthless street rapper MCBD) little did the two of them know, but they would meet again. Rufus told the Bomb "Bomb, drop the coupons and run". Caught off gaurd by the initial confrontation and somehow this man knew him by name, the H-Bomb dropped the coupons and asked "how do you know me"? "I have your demo tape, The H-Bomb "Da' Original Stiffnecked Cracker", said Rufus. It turned out that Rufus had been the high bidder on an Ebay auction that turned out to be an original H-Bomb demo priced at $.49. In the midst of it all, they were both apprehended. The Bomb went down on the coupon rap and McClanahan on aiding and abedding. Later when the two met up again "inside" the Bomb didn't forget what Rufus had tried to do for him. Rufus became MCBD and the rest is history... Both MCBD and The H-Bomb have ongoing "relations" with MV3's sister Dashiki. |
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