Age: 27 Aliais: Passin Time and Three Dog Night. Ride of Choice: The Bus. Hometown: 29 Palms. Primary ailment: High blood pressure. Secondary ailment: "A nut sack that hangs 2 &1/2 feet down my leg". -Passin Time. Third Ailment: A.D.D. -Three Dog Night. Favorite crimes to commit: Cutting tags off pillows and mattresses, Mopery (exposing yourself to blind people), jaywalking (sited three times). Weapon of choice: Dental floss. Years spent in the high desert mental facility: 5 Hobbies: Collecting pogs. Most known for saying: "If tha three writes it, tha three likes it". Favorite rhyme ever written: "I call 1-800 numbers to meet my girls, when I hear their voices I shoot my pearls". MV3 Tried to stay on the straight and narrow but as he tells it "When your're 6 months old and muchin' on pussy, it's hard to stay on the right course." Arrested at 2 for Mopery, an infantile MV3's career of crime had begun. MV 3 was sent to a juvenile reformantory in Zurich, Switzerland. He became addicted to Vanilla Extract and was smuggled back into the U.S. on a shrimp barge. As soon as the boat docked at Ellis Island, MV3, to show his ruthlessness to the new world, "shit on the shrimp" and headed back to the "bitchez and da' richez." By the time MV3 reached 12, he had bought a big house for his whole family and according to the legend had his sister and his mother turning tricks in order to "pay the rent and build Triple M Enterprises." Rolling in money, MV3 had a heart attack (very rare at age 12) and fell into a deep coma. It is here that a very strange transformation occured. Two of the most noticeable things happened: 1) MV3 was diagnosed with extremely high blood pressure causing his voice to "croak". 2) He gained two personalities. That of PASSIN' TIME (a cool, sly, ladies man with an incredible pog collection) and 3 Dog Night (a drunk, drug riddled ganster not unlike the original MV3 only he has a disease which inhibits his social skills). As he recovered from the coma to , 3 still couldn't stay out of trouble. We awoke one night in the hospital and as he put it, "get his". He was quickly arrested, the charge? Sex with a 68 year old women as she was having vaginal surgery. Lord knows how did it, but his "hit it, split it then quit it" creed was certainly playing itself out. In his defense PASSIN' TIME later said "the honey was jockin' my action... so I cocked her while she was in traction." More of a disturbance than a crime, MV3 was later sent to the High Desert Mental Facility. MV3 quickly escaped and hid away in an abandoned crack house. "I gotta deal the bait so I continue to eat steak," MV3 stated. His routine from there was as follows: 10 a.m. -Drink vanella extract 3:00 p.m. -Drink more. 6:30 p.m. -"Shoot the Boot" at least 27 times ("shooting the Boot" is a fraternaty initiation where members will dip their scrotums in a boot filled with alcohol then drink it, MV3 uses Nyquil). 7:45 p.m. -Eat (usually handfulls of raw sugar, red vines and salt water). 8:03 p.m. -Wake up in a schizophrenic fit. 2:00 a.m. Wake up in another schizophrenic fit. MV3 landed himself back at the High Desert Mental Facility yet again. This time for hitting a man on the street with a stolen Yugo, beating the man with a badmitten racket found in the back seat and freebasing an asprin as the man bled. "The guy looked like my dad and we all know the fool had to be had" 3 Dog Night told the judge. MV3 was handed a 5 year stretch. While "on lock down", MV3 realized it was time to clean up his act and keep his alter-egos in check. He became a Muslim, "shot the boot" a measly 15 times a day. and only smoked Oregeno sold to him by none other than the H-Bomb. Little did the two of them know where this union would lead them. They became fast friends and started a business selling rump, seabass, Oregeno, Nyquil, Ginsing, Paint, Glue and toiletries. When the business got too large they needed a third partner. Someone they could trust, but who? None other than inmate #323570 BIG DADDY HOPALONG. |
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