Warning..this document contains spoilers. It's your fault, asshole - If I ruin the movie for ya!'
Yup. That's raight - Confused yet? The Matrix.
A whole long set of movies, comics, philosophies, homepages, whatever, just
to make you confused.
Or just provoked with thought. Who knows. It's like a shock rap, you know. They're
trying to shock you, only this whould be called, confusion rap. Or maybe even
mystery rap. Who knows2k.
But the real question is..what most of you
might wonder.. WTF are you talking about!?
Well, even that question has an answer. Therefore, I'm going to analyze these
series, and shed some light into the subject.
First off, why do they want to...provoke our thoughts? Do intrude our privacy?
Or to make us think more about surrealistic patterns? Ask yourself. Or ask the
Waschowski brothers.
That's just a picture I made back then, yo. But to find
out things, sew things togheter...To trace things back a wee-bit..back to when
The Matrix first came out....a relatively unknown movie..then BANG! It was on.
It starts more or less out with Neo sleeping in the front of his computer. We get to know "Neo" as his alias, as a hacker. At day, he is Thomas Anderson, a deskrat. Which means, he lives a double-life. I.e.? They say he's searching for it, but leaves it at that. Because, what is "Neo" actually searching after, as a hacker? And how did they know about him? Why did they all begin running after him? The agents. He must've done something to piss them off in the first place. But what? Hacking them? It was never told. Perhaps he was trying to break into the Matrix, I don't know. But somehow, Morpheus and the crew at "The Nebuchadnezzar" (Their ship) found out, and tried to get him out before the interrogation. I'm sure all of ya know what happens next, if not; I ain't gonna spoil it, tho.
Then we skip to the famous "blue pill"
or "red pill"-scene. The one where Neo steps into the mirror.
Here comes the first link to something that happens in Matrix: Reloaded. Exactly
what you mean? What Agent Smith is doing. Apparantly, Agent Smith has broke
loose from the machines and the humans, is fighting both parts, as a virus,
since everything in the Matrix is related to as programs of some sort, with
each of their roles. Anyways, Mr. Smith learns to duplicate himself...and when
he takes the hand into their bodies, and duplicates them...a mirror creeps up
their body! JUST the same as happens, when Neo walks into the
mirror to get plugged out of the Nebuchadnezzar and plugged into the real world.
Or what seems to be the real world, atleast the Nebuchadnezzar. Enough about
that, tho.
It's years anyways, since I fully watched "the Matrix".
But I renember, how much I hated that scene, the interrogation scene. I always
asked them to skip it goddamnit. Nowadays, I don't mind it, but it used to be
quite ugly. Now I look at like Agent Smith is "moderating" the interrogation
room and devoicing Neo, hahah. "Look who's talking shit now, bitch!"
- Damn, it whould be fresh if they made an edited version of it where he was
saying that shit. And then he whould implant a spyworm on Neo. Hahaha.
But anyways, I ain't here to just fuck around. After "Neo"
gets trough the mirror, he's suddently being flushed out...this part I didn't
like either, but not as bad as the..hm..interrogation part. Where the robot
plugs him about. It's hard to tell whether or not this robot was friendly or
hostile. Maybe it tried to help him out of his slave-to-the-matrix-position..man,
he was even shaved on that scene..hahaha..or maybe the robot was trying to kill
him. Whoknows3k. But atleast, my teories falls on that it was a "Sentinel"
- Yup, that's raight. That's the name of the robots you see downing the
ship Osiris, working their way down to Zion, and pestering you in "Enter
the Matrix" - the game.
But it isn't that easy to renember what the fuck happened
after this...
But I'm still trying. Let me see..Ah..YES! There it was. Yup,
that's raight. "Neo" wakes up in a bunk bed, the kind of
sterile, black metal bed, with spartan white pillows and shit. Then he meets
"Link" - Pretty handy name for a operator, huh? He was that asian
dude on the crew, if you know. The one who killed Cypher later in the movie.
We'll get back to that...later.
Dreaming of Zion...awaits...and more specificaly, the archives of. Nevermind my quote of a P.O.D. song...
"You mean Zion? The last stand of the humans?" Yup,
that's raight - One point for you. As you may notice, the codes that is flying
down on the picture - They're like DNA for humans, like codes for programs.
If local authorities found your DNA at a dead body, you whould be suspect of
murdering. If the system operator found your script codes at a hacked/infected
program, you whould be suspect of sabotage. See the difference? The link between
the man and robot world. Simple as that.
But enough babbling about similarities between programs
n' shit.
Back to the subject at hand, 'kay? We'll just jump to where Neo gets
introduced to the crew, and Morpheus shows Neo the big white room with a couch
and a TV in. The same room he'll get back to later, when he needs "Guns!
And a lots of guns!"...the famous scene who everybody and their moma's
moma ripped, huh? I guess ya' know what I'm talking about..But we'll talk about
that later. Anyways, Neo gets shown how the real earth is, and all the humans
enslaved to robots. Neo gets shocked and doesn't believe it is really the real
world and goes insane. He tries to run away from Morpheus and the rest of the
crew. They try to calm him down, and they eventually get him to sleep. It just
shows how unprepared people can be, to face the music.
Rest assured, the next day Morpheus takes
Neo to fight with him in the simulated sparring-program.
"Think it's air you breathe?" Famous comment from Morpheus,
tempting Neo into charging at him. Morpheus simply block him off withouth breaking
a jaw, and Neo ïs just hitting, jumping and kicking to no avail.
After the parrying program, Neo goes off to meet "The
Oracle."
Yes, the infamous oracle who keeps answering like it was some kind of Q&A
game.
And the kids in the waiting room. So funny. So giggling. Playing with their
spoons, and giving one to Neo, saying "There is no spoon." Yeah right,
and it's just something you see in the middle of the air. Actually, what they
really mean is that, the spoon is taking form after how you see it, but the
spoon is really not there. It's just programmed, I suppose they mean.
It's almost like you email me about that I made/manipulated this gif
and/or if I meant it ironically to put it here?
Nope, neither of them. It's true: They're actually going retro and
doing a arcade game of the Matrix, eh? How nostalgic, huh?
But that's not what I'm here for, preaching and ranting like a mad old hermit.
Look, let's just speed up a bit and GET TO IT?
The point is, when Neo first arrives to see the Oracle..well..now I have forgotten
most of this conversation..BUT!
I know that, It probably was just a Q&A game between him and the oracle.
Most probably, I suppose it was?
So, I just renember one thing, and it was that he went in, and she in the mother
figure, just set up the vase so he could
make it fall. She expected that, a trap she prepared to 'test' him. For what,
I don't know. But then she's giving him cookies.
How fun! What next? Here, take a steak! Oh, don't mind me, just grab yourself
a damn fork, and put down the stupid spoon.
But there's still much to discover by journeying trough
the Matrix series. And then I'm not talking about the action scenes, but..
Not the oh-so-hidden cristian philosophies/hints to religion, either...
They seem rather obvious..and not the buddhismn either..I'm talking about what
they REALLY want to tell. It's like they use the storyline/plot as an excuse
to bring anti-realism theories into the picture, with the bible as a scapegoat.
Not that I care, tho - But it's what they do, so just freak out mr. Southern-Baptist-reading-my-homepage.
Like you did when you revolted against Disney collaborating with ICP (or Insane
Clown Posse to newbies, it's not relevant...) But it's the same thing. Do they
try to do a...matrix revolution..against the system, by being "controversial"
(What is real? How can you be sure you don't live in an illusion/virtual reality/being
enslaved by robots/ etc.) - I think you get the idea, by now. If not, continue
to read on..
Then enough about the whole picture, we continue going
scene-by-scene..trying to not to miss anything..
You know, you shouldn't really come to my page whining about why I try to "explain"
the Matrix. Heck, I even think I do? However, stoners don't get shit, so here
comes the shit. Not to offend you baseheads out there, either.. I'm not going
to spoil any scenes again, either...but I think it's time to go back to the
VERY start of the Matrix and look over some things. What about where the agents
chase Trinity. Why do they do it? Of course, the reason are very obvious. She
had been caught in attempt to do sabotage, and now she's paying the price..well,
almost. However, the whole scene is about the cops and the agents moving out
to get a "criminal" and and to introduce you to the powers of freedom;
The meaning of life in the eyes of Waschowski brothers, I suppose.
Wonder if I'm STILL plugged in?
Either way, you'd better be out figuring things out by
yourself. It's more "fun."
And the reason's why I'm saying "fun" is because, just look - is figuring
out things by yourself more fun? No, it's more..uh...experienced!
Yes, it is! Most of you have probably seen it all, eye-to-eye, and all o' that.
But what I really mean, find out the details for yourself.
Then you can just join a 101-philosophy class with aging hippies and
nappy haircuts, as Maddox calls them..heh..who am I to argue?
Not that I'm a coward either, how can I blame him? So far it's true. But it's
not the point of this page, either. The next scene we're visiting is..
A previous scene! Yup, back to the part before Neo gets
caught and interrogated.
Half succsess, half failure, I whould've said. The failure, was that
he was caught due to his irretional set of morales against jumping out of a
20-story window.
The only succsess I can see is that he was warned fore-handed by Morpheus before
the agents arrived, for whatever reason they wanted him so bad for.
Obviously they new he had been contacted..and met Trinity at a rave-party. Like
that's a bad thing, huh? Bet they're jealous..so uh, anyways..He blew his chanche,
abused his trust and got his shit jacked. The moral? It is up to you to believe,
I'm only..showing you the door, as Morhepheus says later, after the visit to
the Oracle. She also reveals, in the middle of her mysterious prattle, that
Morpheus is caught up in the prophecy of the One and is afraid of losing Neo,
or something, like he's gay? Or, he don't know, there has to be a sacrifice
between them two..We'll be back to that later.
And then he's brought to the car, where they suck out
the worm of his decayed gut..muahhaha...
And I'm trying to be scary with that sentence! So sit your fat-ass
down and send me a hate mail.
I'm waiting for you at the seventh level. But who am I talk about your therapy?
Right, so let's get on with the current topic. The matrix.
Okay, I ain't gonna discuss this scene anyways because this part is self-obvious:
They suck out the worm who's set to spy on Neo like some kind of radar worm,
and then they put it in a glass container of some kind inside the high-tech
rifle of theirs...strange how things change from organic worms to robotic worms..
Rip-Off, do you? Shame on you!
Yea, ya..So what?
Atleast I had a picture to put into between the text, and you not! I hope...not.
However, this is not the time to talk about ripping off, or jacking....
But rather to pass on to talk about Matrix: Reloaded, for once. Still going
strong...
But let's talk about similarities with The Matrix, original. You see, the introduction..
Here, is also about Trinity on a mission. Guess it's a habit of theirs to do
that... So, anyways...
Next thing we know, is that the scene more or less ends WITH,
that Trinity gets chased by a agent out of the window,
and she gets shot in the very heart...oh...how tragedy...Well, I'm not crying.
Really! Only Neo does. Worse is,
this never happened. It was just a dream, a nightmare, a interlude, prophecy
of her death in some manner...
She probably just died in her mind, and Neo is haunted by these images..but
only so he can be prepared for the sacrifice of what he loves most..
Dunk! Back off the fuck off, ponk-ass byatch!
But however, sacrifices comes not priceless. You're SACRIFICING what you
love most..you're not just 'risking' them to go on a 2 week trip and get back
safe and sound. But that's all I have for ya about the Matrix fer this time.
I've been writing this shit enough fer now, it has been pushed too far long.
So thereby, I declare this case closed. Want to know more about The Matrix,
then get misleaded by the Q&A games here.