Cafeteria Quotes...
Lunch Room Confessions..
Call them what you will...
OK, just a little intro to make you clear of what exactly goes on at our lunch table, ''our'' meaning Me, Jim, Tom, Mandy, Dan, Erin, DJ, Wess, Mike, and sometimes Tony.. see, we are a group of highly hormonal and bizarre teenagers.. our topics travel from.. well.. it's mostly about sex and things related.. so it doesn't travel much.. well.. you'll see.. i'll try to put more up everyday.. ENJOY!!! (some quotes are from classrooms too..)
'' PITH!!!!!'' -James Campese
'' Standards are what keeps you from getting strange diseases..'' -Will Rexroat
'' If you hit something with a rock and it bleeds.. it's a meat.'' -Will Rexroat
'' Look at me, look into my eyes, look down my pants, and you'll see a big surprise!'' -DJ (one syllable) Sabastiano
'' STOP STAIRING AT MY BREASTS!!!'' -DJ (one syllable) Sabastiano
'' I burned that bridge, and then I nuked it twice..'' -James Campese
'' They're cousins because their parents are brother and sister..'' -Lisa Stevens Brotz
'' Sucky Sucky--Two Dollar.'' -DJ (one syllabe) Sabastiano
'' Daniel, do I have to spank you again?'' -James Campese
'' Yeah.. he really wants me! ..She.. SHE..'' -James Campese
'' Is that your final fucking answer??? WELL... IS IT???'' -Jenn Sexton
'' Bitch bitch bitch.. that's all you ever are..'' -Lisa Stevens Brotz (origionally said by Roseanne)
'' The toilet over flowed and there were pieces of shit floating all over the place..'' -Dane Leven
'' No, broccilli doesn't turn me on anymore..'' -James Campese
'' HEY, YOU! What are you doing with my thumb???'' -DJ (one syllable) Sabastiano
'' I'm not gay.. i'm just crazy..'' -James Campese
'' YEAH.. when you do full-cavity searches on little kids, you use chop sticks..'' -???
'' No, see, toothpaste doesn't taste good, it just tastes better than soap, and sadly, too many people in this world know that from experience..'' -Lisa Stevens Brotz
'' I used to care, but once upon a time, the I-Don't-Give-A-Shit-Fairy came along and bopped me on the head..'' -Lisa Stevens Brotz
'' We are.. DRUG FREE!!'' -James Campese (Disclaimer: this does not me we don't have any drugs, it just means they're free..)
'' He said naughty words..'' -Mr. Harnick
'' I don't read minds, I read papers..'' -Mr. Harnick
'' He hit him like an italien grandma..'' -Mr. Harnick
'' It makes me think that maybe on my first day, I should have jacked someone up against the chalk board..'' -Mr. Harnick
'' I don't wanna sit next to those fuck-heads..'' -Wes Taylor
