Alex Rordam:

Drummer

If there's one thing you need to know about Alex, it's that he poops all the time. Not just in the toilet, but everywhere; outside, in the street, in his car, on trees, in his pants, behind your ear.....and you know what else? He doesn't even really know how to play the drums. When we play shows, he just puts on a tape and pretends like he's banging away. But he's crazy though and that's what counts. He also owns an eggplant factory in Norway where he was born. His favorite food ranges from sandwiches to the yesterday. He goes on walks sometimes but sometimes he drives. One time he was digging a hole for swimming lessons and the plan fell through so he gave up. But he still delivers pizza if he's not underwear. thanks for your welcome. he also bringds melflog blrbn zrt bluhhhhhh. dne eht