Michael Boise:

Guitar / Vocals

Michael comes from a long background of playing with dolls. He still isn't quite over that fasination just yet. He always tried to hide his girlish behaviors by using manly voices during these incedents but unfortunately he has yet to hit puberty. So he still sounds like a girl when he plays with dolls. On the bright side though, he's in a band. He actually started the band and it was by accident too. This is how it happened. So one day he was strolling down the street in his fish net stockings when suddenly a huge bird landed on his head. He didn't know what to do so he went to the doctor to see if the bird was contagious. The doctor bent him over and gave him a swift kick in the rear end and sent him on his way. Yes indeed he did feel much better, but by some wierd coincidence the bird was still perched upon his crown as prominent as before, only by now the bird had built a nest. So he decided it might help to take off his clothes. But still the bird remained. He was now in a very tight spot. He was now out of ideas except that he still had a few more. This was his last chance to remove the nesting bird. He didn't want to do it but he new he had to. He started with a slow jog, then slowly paced into a steady run, and then he was running really fast, but oh wait; he forgot to untie his shoes first.This wasn't good. As he bent over to fix the predicament, he accidentally tripped and sent himself sprawlling across the pavement. He screamed and hollered as his face dug in deeper. When the chaos cleared, he stood up to find that the bird was gone and he knew how to play guitar. On top of that he was missing his three front teeth and he had just started a band. the end.