Name: Jon Linke
Age: 18 (even though most think he's over 20)
Birthday: January 19th, 1983
Marital Status: He's laying some serious pipe!
Role(s): Kick Ass Punk Drummer/Lugging Shit
Likes:



Alphabetical Order, Alphaghetti, Banana Flavoured Freezies, Black And Red, Blue Kool-Aid, Cats, Drawing, Drumming, Free Stuff, Fun, Gelato, Medium Sized T-Shirts, Mint Chocolate Chip, Pez, Photographs, Sah, Shows, Sleep, Snowboarding, Stars, Value Village, Yellow Shoe Laces.
Dislikes:

Annoying people, 5 am dentist appointments, Girls with armpit hair, Buster Bars at DQ with no stick, Male Ass, Powerwalk women, the 97
Fav bands:





At The Drive-In, Blacktop Cadence, Buried Inside, Dashboard Confessional, Darkest Hour, Further Seems Forever, Get Up Kids, Jawbreaker, Juliana Theory, Junction 18, Midtown, Movie Life, New Found Glory, Noise Ratchet, No Motiv, Open Hand, Poison The Well, Reggie & The Full Effect, Roads To Shiloh, Rufio, Saves The Day, Strung Out, Texas Is The Reason, The Anniversary, The Casket Lottery, Thursday, USPN, Zao
Fav Quote:
"Man, I really hate work".
Night Job:

Host's the local radio station's sex therapy line. During the day, Jon can be found washing dishes at Red Lobster (keep up the good work!)
Secret Shame: Operates his own gardening show on PBS.
Email: jonno@speed-racer.com
Website: jonamatron.com
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