CAPTAIN PECKER THE PARTY WRECKER
one, two, three, yeah!
LONGFIELDS
is it a time to leave or is it a time to stay.
i'm not quite sure if I believe
that you're the one for me.
maybe we'll just see.
maybe i don't want this anymore,
maybe things are better off this way.
make a choice confusion is a waste of time.
don't throw your chance away.
i'm not the type to walk away.
i want things fixed i want to say
things are better and secure.
if you are mine, then i am yours.
maybe i don't want this anymore,
maybe things are better off this way.
make a choice confusion is a waste of time.
don't throw your chance away.
if you call me on the phone,
i couldn't tell you how I feel.
i feel alone when you're not here,
a second chance is what I want.
maybe i don't want this anymore,
maybe things are better off this way.
make a choice confusion is a waste of time.
don't throw your chance away.
make a choice i had to make a choice.
make a choice i had to make it now.
make a choice i had to make a choice.
make a choice i love her so i'll stay.
TESTICLESE AND GONADS VS. THE EVIL SCROTULON
what the hell's wrong with girls today, all they seem to do is fuck up my head.
i live in my endless daze, of memories and things that were once said.
i'm so confused, the bomb's diffused,
but the clock ticks, on and on and on and on and on.
illusions are deceiving,
i guess i'm still believing,
that i could lessen the pain,
inflicted yesterday.
well one can dream.
it's gotten to where i can't understand, what i'm feeling this is getting out of hand.
i hope that you're hurting, as bad as i am now.
but i know you're not so what's the use, of taking all this damn abuse.
i'll throw it all away, and everything will be okay.
illusions are deceiving,
i guess i'm still believing,
that i could lessen the pain,
inflicted yesterday.
well one can dream.
i think of you everyday (i wish things had gone my way),
and i feel so lost inside (oh god what a waste of time),
i don't want you back with me (so please could you let me be).
just let me be.
ODE TO YOU
today, i feel so lost/alone because i've grown,
to realize what i feel, to see you smile in all my dreams.
i pass the time staring at your yearbook photo,
dreaming all the things that could be, for you and me.
as i lie awake a night (i wonder),
will you ever be here by my side (i wonder).
will you ever feel for me the way i feel for you.
and will i ever tell you the truth...
CODEINE
doesn't it feel cool when you isolate yourself,
when you laugh and hide dispositions inside.
the problem's systematic as you look at your tv,
reality intensified it tells you what to be.
selfless and impartial,
closed off to the world,
i don't really understand your way.
center of attention,
the glory and the gloss
you're so cool but you're so far away.
there's something else that's blinded by the smell of burning
conscience in you superficial hell.
i don't need a mask to see the world,
all emotions here,
emotions that you fear.
today i sit inside a class where everyone is cold,
i feel like an outcast like i don't fit the same mould.
and everyone is wondering why i make stupid jokes,
i guess that's just my way of coping.
selfless and impartial,
closed off to the world,
i don't really understand your way.
center of attention,
the glory and the gloss
you're so cool but you're so far away.
there's something else that's blinded by the smell of burning
conscience in you superficial hell.
i don't need a mask to see the world,
all emotions here,
emotions that you fear.
SUBURBAN IDEALS 101
so bored of people talking so i dream of her,
day and night thinking of the one i love.
wonder about my brain, without any aim.
it makes no sense to anyone around,
and i'm so lost.
i just wish i wouldn't waste my time thinking about her.
if only she knew how much i cared for her.
hopes of relief 'cause i'm coming clean.
but in the end what will become of me.
well i don't much care for that answer,
so she'll never hear me say...
wonder about my brain, without any aim.
it makes no sense to anyone around,
and i'm so lost.
i just wish i wouldn't waste my time thinking about her.
if only she knew how much i cared for her.
--mumblings--
only hopes are what remain.
only hopes will keep me sane.
help control my burning pain.
until your eyes/you reappear.
PLASTIC WORLD
walking down a one way street,
and i don't know what tells me to walk this way.
most of the people passing me are fake,
and so full of lies.
i'm not like them.
i don't see everything in that way
and i don't know what's wrong with the world today,
it has turned into such a sick place.
your plastic world isn't good enough for me.
i don't want to be blind,
i want to see
what your world really is.
don't want to be
plastic like you.
you're not real you shed your skin,
you're so pale and you're so thin.
material things are your only friends.
when is this going to end?
it never ends
until you open your eyes.
until you open your mind to the world.
if you try it it won't hurt.
your plastic world isn't good enough for me.
i don't want to be blind,
i want to see
what your world really is.
don't want to be
plastic like you.
your plastic world isn't good enough for me
and it's not good enough for you.
i wish you could see what is wrong,
but i get the feeling that you knew it all along.
LAST CALL FOR REGRETS
don't wake me up, i want to be here forever.
this place that i love, where it is as i want.
look all around, nothing else matters,
but what i desire, no worries are found.
i see us at a show, playing for a thousand fans.
everyone is our friend, everyone loves the band.
but i know i'm not here, and i know i'm in bed.
and i know i'm just dreaming these days in my head.
this place has something that reality lacks and that i want.
had i a choice, i would stay here my entire life.
it's so peaceful and beautiful, this world that i found.
glance at the alternative, take a look around.
i don't want to be here anymore.
was is it that we're all fighting for.
power, privilege, territory, wealth?
it's quite ironic (hell, it's really something else)
we've just lost touch with ourselves.
i'm tired of feeling,
lonely, angry, sad, disappointed instead of constant happiness.
i'm just an average guy, who's come to realize,
there's got to be more than this,
there's got to be more to life so...
lead the way, show providence.
just hear me out, it makes no difference
if you believe...
in a religion, it's your decision,
a higher power, above.
POPULAR SCIENCE
so you think we'd be friends by now,
i've known you, for three whole years and,
i want that relationship,
where i could talk to your parents and not be embarrassed.
why do i want you, more than any other girl? (i don't know)
a strong attraction, what can i say...
i guess things are just that way.
the other day, you caught my bus,
you sat with me, god i was so happy.
these are the moments i don't want to change,
these are the times that i want to last.
but i don't ask you, it may be something i don't want to hear.
so there's a problem, what can i say...
i guess things are just that way.
she's smart, she's funny, she's cure, she snowboards.
she's 15, i'm 16 but that's okay.
she's down-to-earth popular, and somewhat immature.
how i want to be with her.
*corny crush song, i know. i wrote it when i was sixteen so shut up!*
PORNO ANYONE?
hey, i'm here to fix the leak. oooh! ungh, ahhh, somebody wants a hot beef injection, ohhh, yess, yess, YESS! back that white ass up! *various animal noises* vaseline! hold on, i'll go get you a towel.