Mr. Tightwad's Extremely Hardcore Tips on Saving Money

1)Fire Your Hairstylist : Buy a head shaver and do it yourself. You can save between $5 to $60 dollars per haircut. Plus more... because you don't have to tip anyone.
2)Stop Buying a Newspaper : You can watch the news on T.V. listen to it on the radio, and/or watch it over the Web all for free.
3)Cancel Your Phone : Who needs those telemarketers harassing you to death 24/7. It's not a necessity like your power bill. You can save between $20 to $60 a month. If you have children (this is not recommended) in case of an emergency and/or if you call your doctor or pharmacist often.
4)Stop Ordering out for Pizza : Why tip someone when you can use that extra cash to buy a cold beer. Plus you can buy bake-to-rise pizzas for half the price and it'll still taste as good if not better. One delivered pizza can cost around $15 (not including the tip). You can buy at least 3 bake-to-rise pizzas for the same price.
5)Buy a Radio Instead of a Stereo : Granted it's not state-of-the-art entertainment but who cares.
6)Stop Buying Music : It's possible that your friend has that CD or cassette. You can ask them if you can borrow it for listening pleasure only. You should be prepared to exchange something else to be fair to your friend(s). This is a great excuse to network more often with your buddies.
7)Go to Karaoke Shows, not Concerts : Chances are they will not be a cover charge and plus you get to be the star of the show if you have the guts to sing in front of your friends. Call your local bar or tavern for dates and times. At concerts you're subject to be sardined where there's more room to relax, sit down, dance, and watch your friends really sing well and/or make fools of themselves.
8)Don't Take a Taxi : If you're carless taxis can cost you way too much. Buses are far less cheaper. Granted bus seats are not as comfy as a taxi seat but your wallet will thank you for it.
9)Don't Eat Out : Why mess with parking, driving, and reservation problems. There are so many tasty frozen foods out in the grocery store to satisfy everyone's taste. Let the microwave do the cooking and not see your cash evaporate like water.
10)Avoid Concession Stands : Never go to a ball game, hockey, and/or any other event thirsty or hungry. You'll hate yourself for it especially if your saving up for that special gift or reward for saving cash. It's better to have a tailgate party if allowed outside stadiums, arenas, or just at home before heading out to the show.