Title: Hearing things 1/?

Author: Hungsta

Email:lemming1183@chickmail.com

Rating: MA i think for lusty thoughts in this part and some mild course language

Spoilers: earshot kinda ‘cause the plot pretty much follows that episode

Summary: Um a parody (is that the right word?) of earshot, buffy hear thoughts and hears some unexpected things.

Pairing: Buffy/Oz

Disclaimer: Joss owns everyfink even some of the plot; I’m just borrowing his stuff for a while.

Author’s note: this has nothing to do with my “strangers” series as you can see. BTW most of my stories were started in the middle of the 3rd season, so most of the things that happen in my stories have nothing to do with the 4th season. (And we only just started the 4th season in Australia, so I mostly don’t know what’s happening in this season) The next part of this story will be along soon! *writing* indicate thoughts

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*This can’t be happening!! I’m just hyped up on mochas that’s all. I did not just hear what I heard!* Buffy firmly told herself as she practically tripped over herself as she ran out of the Bronze.

Earlier that night.....

“Hey Buff Over here!!” Willow called to her best friend.

“Hey Will, so, whatchya upto?”

“The usual, watching the dingos play,” Willow replied.

“Wow they’re actually getting better. What is it now?? 4 chords they know off by heart?” Buffy asked with a smirk and winked at her best friend.

“Oh, they’re not as advanced as that,” Willow answered with her own smirk before the two collapsed in a fit of giggles.

*Where’s Xander?? He said he was coming, god I wish I could get over him! But he’s got the sexiest eyes*

Buffy turned her head away from the band and stared at Willow with a wide eyes expression.

“What did you say Will??”

“What?” Willow asked coming out of her thoughts, “I didn’t say anything Buff.”

“Oh,” Buffy replied but was still giving Willow a strange look.

*Why is she looking at me like that? Oh god! I didn’t say the whole Xander thing out loud did I?!*

*What?!! Hearing voices, but not seeing lips move!!* Buffy turned at looked at a guy near her table and watched as his lips moved but she was hearing something completely different to what he was saying out loud.

*I wonder how long it’s gonna take for me to get her in the sack?*

“Eep!”

“What was that Buffy? Did you say something?”

“Ah, no Will, not me, hey, Oz is playing well tonight,” Buffy quickly changing subjects.

“Yeah he is isn’t he,” Willow said dreamily gazing up at her boyfriend. *He’s so cute! But not as cute as Xander*

“Will!” Buffy squeaked, surprised at hearing Willows true feelings about her boyfriend.

“What?” *Oh fuck I didn’t say that out loud aswell did I!? damn it!*

“Willow!!” Buffy squealed again surprised Willow would swear, even if it wasn’t out loud.

“What buffy?!”
“Uh, nothing, oh here’s Xander, YAY! OVER HERE XAND!” Buffy again desperately changed the subject and called Xander over to provide some distraction, something he was always good at.

*what the hell’s happening to me!*

*God Buff looks good tonight, hell, what am I saying she looks good any night, every night. I wonder what she’d look like naked? Oh Wills here as well, god she looks good too, I wonder what she looks like naked? Hey wonder what they would look like naked together?? *

Buffy’s eyes went round with shock as she read Xander’s mond as he sat next to said Willow.

“Uh… oh uh… uh,” Buffy stuttered too shocked at hearing her friends thoughts to put together a full sentence together, “Dance… I’m dancing… now.”

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As Buffy dance to the music Oz’s band was blaring out, she scanned the Bronze picking up thoughts like they were being broadcasted on public radio.

*God she looks fat in that dress*
*God I look fat in this dress*

*I’m hungry, and this guys boring the hell outta me*
*She so digs me*

* The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round the wheels on the bus go round and round hmmm hmmm hmmm*

*Wow, Buffy sure can dance. I wonder what it would be like to dance with her? Where did that thought come from? Ever since she came back, I dunno… God she’s sexy! I wish I could just… just throw her against a door somewhere and do the things I’ve been dreaming about. Does she even know the effect she has on me??*

Buffy threw her head around and stared at Oz, her mouth forming a perfect O.

*This can’t be happening!! I’m just hyped up on mochas that’s all. I did not just hear what I heard!* Buffy firmly told herself as she practically tripped over herself as she ran out of the Bronze.

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