Title: Hearing things 1/?
Author: Hungsta
Email:lemming1183@chickmail.com
Rating: MA i think for lusty thoughts in this part and
some mild course language
Spoilers: earshot kinda ‘cause the plot pretty much
follows that episode
Summary: Um a parody (is that the right word?) of
earshot, buffy hear thoughts and hears some unexpected
things.
Pairing: Buffy/Oz
Disclaimer: Joss owns everyfink even some of the plot;
I’m just borrowing his stuff for a while.
Author’s note: this has nothing to do with my
“strangers” series as you can see. BTW most of my
stories were started in the middle of the 3rd season,
so most of the things that happen in my stories have
nothing to do with the 4th season. (And we only just
started the 4th season in Australia, so I mostly don’t
know what’s happening in this season)
The next part of this story will be along soon!
*writing* indicate thoughts
*****
*This can’t be happening!! I’m just hyped up on mochas
that’s all. I did not just hear what I heard!* Buffy
firmly told herself as she practically tripped over
herself as she ran out of the Bronze.
Earlier that night.....
“Hey Buff Over here!!” Willow called to her best
friend.
“Hey Will, so, whatchya upto?”
“The usual, watching the dingos play,” Willow replied.
“Wow they’re actually getting better. What is it
now?? 4 chords they know off by heart?” Buffy asked
with a smirk and winked at her best friend.
“Oh, they’re not as advanced as that,” Willow answered
with her own smirk before the two collapsed in a fit
of giggles.
*Where’s Xander?? He said he was coming, god I wish
I could get over him! But he’s got the sexiest eyes*
Buffy turned her head away from the band and stared at
Willow with a wide eyes expression.
“What did you say Will??”
“What?” Willow asked coming out of her thoughts, “I
didn’t say anything Buff.”
“Oh,” Buffy replied but was still giving Willow a
strange look.
*Why is she looking at me like that? Oh god! I
didn’t say the whole Xander thing out loud did I?!*
*What?!! Hearing voices, but not seeing lips move!!*
Buffy turned at looked at a guy near her table and
watched as his lips moved but she was hearing
something completely different to what he was saying
out loud.
*I wonder how long it’s gonna take for me to get her
in the sack?*
“Eep!”
“What was that Buffy? Did you say something?”
“Ah, no Will, not me, hey, Oz is playing well
tonight,” Buffy quickly changing subjects.
“Yeah he is isn’t he,” Willow said dreamily gazing up
at her boyfriend. *He’s so cute! But not as cute as
Xander*
“Will!” Buffy squeaked, surprised at hearing Willows
true feelings about her boyfriend.
“What?” *Oh fuck I didn’t say that out loud aswell
did I!? damn it!*
“Willow!!” Buffy squealed again surprised Willow would
swear, even if it wasn’t out loud.
“What buffy?!”
“Uh, nothing, oh here’s Xander, YAY! OVER HERE XAND!”
Buffy again desperately changed the subject and called
Xander over to provide some distraction, something he
was always good at.
*what the hell’s happening to me!*
*God Buff looks good tonight, hell, what am I saying
she looks good any night, every night. I wonder what
she’d look like naked? Oh Wills here as well, god she
looks good too, I wonder what she looks like naked?
Hey wonder what they would look like naked together??
*
Buffy’s eyes went round with shock as she read
Xander’s mond as he sat next to said Willow.
“Uh… oh uh… uh,” Buffy stuttered too shocked at
hearing her friends thoughts to put together a full
sentence together, “Dance… I’m dancing… now.”
*****
As Buffy dance to the music Oz’s band was blaring out,
she scanned the Bronze picking up thoughts like they
were being broadcasted on public radio.
*God she looks fat in that dress*
*God I look fat in this dress*
*I’m hungry, and this guys boring the hell outta me*
*She so digs me*
* The wheels on the bus go round and round,
round and round, round and round
the wheels on the bus go round and round
hmmm hmmm hmmm*
*Wow, Buffy sure can dance. I wonder what it would be
like to dance with her? Where did that thought come
from?
Ever since she came back, I dunno… God she’s sexy!
I wish I could just… just throw her against a door
somewhere and do the things I’ve been dreaming about.
Does she even know the effect she has on me??*
Buffy threw her head around and stared at Oz, her
mouth forming a perfect O.
*This can’t be happening!! I’m just hyped up on mochas
that’s all. I did not just hear what I heard!* Buffy
firmly told herself as she practically tripped over
herself as she ran out of the Bronze.
*****