Title:Angelus's freaky Friday
Author:Sha
Rating:R
Spoilers:None really
Disclaimer:Not mine,Joss owns them.
Notes:This is in response to the challenge Angellgem left on the UCSL
list.We were to use certain items and it had to be a body switch of
Angelus with -? It's meant to be bad.
And yes,I know that the people in this fic are out of character.
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"I'll find out who that bitch is sleeping with. Then I'll kill him and make
her watch." Angelus ran out of the mansion to find the one person who could help him.
That fucking red headed witch.
He found Willow in her room and ,after snapping the neck on her black cat,he
told her what he wanted her to do.
"B-but Angel..us that kind of spell could go horribly wrong if done by
someone like me.To be able to see into someone's head is not as easy to do as it
looks.Or sounds."
Grabbing her by the neck he squeezed,"Listen bitch,you'll do it or I'll do
to you what I did to your cat.Understand?"
Nodding, Willow began the spell. As she finished chanting,the black candles
lined around them went out one by one.
Across town Buffy and her lover were in her room,lying on her new black
satin sheets. Buffy,still dressed, was smearing a slice of cheesecake on her
lovers naked body.
She used her ATM card to make sure she got it spread out good before she licked him
clean.
As she started licking his balls, a strange feeling went through her.
Closing her eyes,she grabbed her head moaning at the terrible pain. Opening her eyes to
find the bottle of aspirin,what she saw now wigged her out.Majorly. She was no longer in
her room with her lover.
Instead, she was in Willows' room with an obviously scared Willow.
"Willow? What the hell is going on!? And why does my voice not sound like my
voice? And oh my fucking god! Why am I in that bastards clothes?"
Suddenly,Willow knew what had happened. Grabbing Angels-er Buffs hand, she
calmly stated, "Now Angel-uh Buffy, calm down.I can explain this.I think. I would just have
you go look in the mirror, but under the circumstances that won't help. There's been a little
mix-up. Literally."
Buffy raised Angels eyebrows."Are you saying that I'm in Angel's body?!"
Seeing Willow's nod, Buffy walked towards the window. "I gotta run,if I'm in
here, that means he's in my bod and when he sees what's in my bed - OH BOY!"
She started to climb out the window but stopped and gazed reflectively at
the full moon.Turning back to Willow,she shrugged and said,"You know,I've always wondered
what it would be like to have sex as a man.It's not like my lover can't take care of
himself.What do you say Willow? Wanna have a go at it with Angel's body and my insiders
know how?"
Nodding eagerly,Willow and Buffy jumped on the bed and had their own brand
of hellmouthy fun.
Giggling,Willow asked in a shocked voice,"Buffy!Is your secret lover Oz? He's the only
one who knows how much I like that!"
At that moment, in Buffy's room, Angel found himself in Buffy's black
dress,lying on the bed with a chained up body beneath him.
"What! No way, no way in hell this is who she choose over me.I thought her
watcher or that stupid pup of a boy.But the werewolf?" Shrugging his newly feminine shoulders,
Angelus grinned wickedly." Oh well, I always liked to fuck hairy men."
That said,Angelus showed the Oz wolf just what else Buffy's body was capable of.