STORY 1: Again, I am not making fun of British people. My friend Sean needed some co2 for his shocker. So he goes up to get it, and at the shack he asked this guy to hold his gun for him. This guy in his british accent asks him, "Pardon my ignorance, but what type of gun is this?" It was just the way he said it proper. I don't know why, but it was funny.
STORY 2: At my local field, they made a massive fort with sniper spots and a maze like interior. There was this one kid with a Spyder TL and he had a remote. I asked him to go onto the sniper stand and try to tell us where to put the paint. So he goes up there, every thing is fine, and all of a sudden, I start to hear "thump, thump, thump, thump......" I walked around the wall and he is laying face down on the ground with his remote spewing co2 everywhere. Oh it was too much.
STORY 3: This may belong in newbie encounters, but this one is just too funny. There is a bunkering rule when playing walk-on. You have to ask for a surrender. So anyway, I was there by myself and I decided to help this newbie kid out. I figured he knew all the rules so I didn't tell him any. We are playing and I said, "you want to do something fun?" He was like, sure. So I told him to go get this guy out who kept on firing on us. So before I could say anything else he started running. I expected him to make the guy surrender, but this kid actually does an over the top bunker, shoots this 40 year old guy in the head, the arm and worst off, the nuts. I couldn't help myself. I had to call myself out due to laughing. The refs had to make the kid sit a game, but I told him it was classic.
STORY 4: After the day ends at the field, we have to clean up the field. We have empty the trash cans pick up trash etc... Well one of the refs named Nate thought he was all big and strong so he decides to pick up this heavy trashcan that we were dumping into a bag up over his head. Guess what drizzles down his arms? Vomit. Someone vomited in there and it was nice and liquidy. Oh it was gross. You had to have been there. |
