SailorMoon and Ranma Cross
(not to mention Dragonballs)

Part VI
    Usagi clutched her cane and walked through the door. Kasumi hugged her. "OH! You’re alright! Ramna and Akane told us what happened, we owe you so much!" Usagi was led into the main room and Kasumi sat her down. Soun and Genma sat down before her along with Nodoka, Kuno, Ramna, Nabiki, Kasumi, and Akane. "Now you tell us, how did you do what you were able to do. We know what happened. But how?"
    Usagi took a deep breath. "I am from another world. I am a warrior named Sailor Moon. I had a group of warriors who fought along with me called the Sailor Senshi. Together we fought the evil of the Negaverse. The woman I defeated today was the double of the woman named Queen Beryl who was trying to awaken the Negaforce. Luckily I got to Beryl in this world, before she could. We weren’t so fortunate in my own. We had to pool our powers and use the Ginzuishou to defeat her. But the Ginzuishou draws energy from it’s wielders, and to use it to it’s full potential is death. I am the only one who can do so, they could only give me energy and I sent it into the attack, it resulted in our deaths. With my dying breath I used my last bit of energy to reincarnate us and erase any memory of the Negaverse from our minds and those of the world. And for a time we lived that way, but it was not to be, a new evil came about and Luna had to resurrect me and in turn my scouts."
    She gritted her teeth and continued. "Problem was that we had an outside operative. His name was Tuxedo Kamen. He didn’t regain his memories until the crux of the final battle. When he remembered what we had meant to each other and thrown himself before a blast meant for me. HE survived, we all did, including the enemy. They realized the error of their ways and turned."
    "WE lived in peace after that, until a little pink haired girl fell from the sky. Onto my head, from that moment she plagued my life. She hypnotized my family and forced them to think that she was our cousin. Strangest thing was that she began to grow on me and I found myself putting my life on the line for a little fungus who was after the Ginzuishou, she never really talked to us about why she needed it, only that she needed it to heal her Mom. WE fought the newest enemy to a standstill, until they pulled a quick trick and opened up a vortex, and it was sucking us in. I couldn’t let the Scouts die trying to destroy it, so I went in alone and Used the Ginzuishou to destroy it from the inside. It spit me out over Jueysenko springs, China, eight feet above it to be exact. I fell into a pool that the guides who had been making sure no one fell in. I was the first. I stayed with them for a while as a guide, and then I came here. This Dojo is located in the same exact place as my old house was." Usagi watched their faces.
    "That is some story. What about that enemy you left your friends with?"
    Usagi nodded, "Another quirk. It seems I wasn’t really a part of the team, I was just their trainer, and it was time for me to move on. I’ll go back, just not until I’ve got back up for them. More specifically Ramna, Akane, and Kuno. I am to train them in the ways of a Senshi. And then they will come with me back to my world to help defeat the NegaMoon."
    Ramna, Akane, and Kuno face vaulted. "Wow! What if we don’t want to go to your world?" Ramna asked.
    Usagi sighed, "Fate leaves no loopholes, even if I hadn’t found out about these lovely little details while I was out. Destiny would have gotten us there somehow. A loose warp-hole, whatever, ready or not we’d be sent there. I think you would rather be prepared."
    Akane, Ramna, and Kuno admitted defeat. "All right, what first?"
    Usagi smiled, "First, you have already taken the first step. Next…", She held up her hands cupped , moon dust gathered and swirled into three little Henshin wands. "Think fast!" she tossed them to their owners. "Well Samurais of Silence. Welcome to hell."
    Akane pulled at the collar and mouth cover of her uniform. "Why do I have to be the Samurai of Hush?", she whispered to Ramna.
    "Why do I have to be the Yin-Yang?" HE gestured at his uniform of black and white.
    Kuno growled, "At least I got to keep my name!" he muttered.
    "Whatever Blue thunder! You need a new name, you shout that one up and down the streets!"
    Sailor Moon hushed them. "Be quiet! Or the Youma will hear you!" Their target, a very slug brained turtleish looking monster looked around. "OK! NOW! DON"T FORGET THE SPEECH!" she whispered.
    Hush, Yin Yang, and Thunder nodded. "Hold it right there! The youma looked at her dully, it’s terrified victim, still had the brains to run.
    "You shall pay for terrifying innocent people! I am Blue Thunder and I will thunder down on you for this trespass!"
    Sailor Moon nodded and looked to Hush and Yin Yang. "I am The Samurai of Hush! And for hurting that innocent, I’m going to hush you up!"
    Ramna swallowed, "My speech is dumb! I’m making up my own! I am Yin Yang I represent the two sides of life! Life and Death, Death is coming for you! And I am… I am its avatar! Be prepared for oblivion, it’s jaws close about you now! Yin Yang, Life and Death Shock!", he yelled. The attack sped towards the youma, phased by Yin Yang’s speech. IT died without a sound.
    Sailor Moon applauded, "Very good! You have discovered the purpose of speeches!",
    Yin Yang nodded, "They distract your enemy so you can attack?"
    Sailor Moon nodded, "Yes, but don’t rely on them, the Youma is not usually as stupid as this one is, and will use your speech against you." She nodded, "Now we go home. And relax, but keep alert. Youma don’t usually attack in twos, but it has happened.", Sailor Moon looked around and de-transformed. "Not bad. Not bad at all, I’m…", Usagi trailed off and put a hand to the side of head as she heard voices in her mind.
    "Usagi! It is time! Take your Samurai! Go home!",
    Usagi looked up. "Time to go, everyone gather around me and link hands." Hush, Thunder, and Yin Yang complied. Usagi summoned the Mirror and looked into its rippling surface. "Mirror! Take us to the Sailor Senshi!" The Mirror’s surface rippled and the Samurai and their trainer were encased in a prismatic sphere. The sphere lifted and left their dimension.
 

    It set them down on the pavement outside the Hiwaka Jinja. Usagi lowered the Mirror and looked around, her senses were going wild. "Shhh, there’s trouble, be on your guard." she whispered, as a crash from behind the bath house confirmed her intuition. "Let’s go!"
    Usagi got a wave of cold water right in the face, Ramna as well. A Youma was spraying water all over. Orlin growled deep in her throat. Ramna-chan squealed, "I’m soaked!", she whispered.
    Orlin clutched her staff "Let’s get that rat bastard!", Rei was pinned to the wall by several spears of wood. Makoto was sprawled a little further away, Minako and Ami were desperately trying to shield Chibi-Usa from the Youma. "Hey you! Watch where you spray that stuff! I hate waster!", she howled. She leapt before them, followed by the Samurai. "I am Orlin Cari! As you can see I am half cat, so get ready for a cat fight!" she hissed.
    Yin Yang snarled, "DO you have any idea how long it takes this suit to dry? I am Yin Yang and for Life and Death you’re all washed up!"
    "I am the Samurai of Hush!"
    "I am Blue thunder!"
    "Together we are the Samurai of Silence! Along with our trainer, you’re dead meat!",
    Luna leapt before them, "Hurry help them!"
    Yin Yang screeched, "CAT! AHH!" Luna had stupidly sent Ramna into the Shiro Neko Ken maneuver.
    Orlin groaned, "Oh great! Ramna Neko? Get the bad Youma who’s terrorizing the nice people!", Ramna-neko purred and attacked the Youma. Orlin grabbed Luna by the scruff, "Never do that again Luna."
    Luna face vaulted, "How did you know my name?"
    Orlin smiled her toothy grin, "All in good time, but for now you go in here!" She stuffed Luna into her pouch. "Yin-Yang-neko, here girl! I’ll finish it off." Yin-Yang-neko ambled up to her. "You are dead! Aroyyo Colin Sai!" Her Chi blast disintegrated the Youma. She knelt before Yin-Yang-Neko, "Watch my hands pretty Kitty.", She repeated the act of holding her fingers and breaking Ramna’s trance.
    "OH man! Thanks Orlin-chan!", Yin Yang got up.
    "Let’s take care of them." Orlin instructed.
 

    Rei and Makoto lay on futons in the fire reading room. Orlin sat cross legged while Chibi-Usa tried to work up the courage to approach her. Rei looked at them, "Who are you?"
    Orlin looked at her "I’d think you’d have had a vision of us Rei-chan." she said.
    Rei blinked, "How’d you now? Who told you my name?"
    Orlin laughed, "You did. I remember the first time we met."
    Rei blinked, "We’ve never met!"
    Orlin winked, "Have you ever heard that saying, don’t judge a book by it’s cover? That applies to me in all respects, the one about beauty is only skin deep."
    Rei sweat dropped, "And this means what?"
    Yin Yang entered with a bowl of warm water, "Got the warm water!"
    Makoto did a double take, "Your voice changed! You were a girl before!"
    Yin Yang nodded, "I was, then I splashed myself with warm water."
    He set the bowl in front of Orlin. "I really hate water.", she moaned.
    Yin Yang tapped his boot, "Yeah right, you just don’t want to show them! DO it!"
    Orlin flinched. "Sadist. I have what in known as a Jueysenko curse, when I am splashed with cold water I become what you see before you, when I come in contact with warm water…" Orlin thrust her hand into the water, "YEEOWH! That’s scalding!" Usagi screeched, she cradled her hand to her chest and took off after Yin Yang. He rushed through the door and closed it behind him, she banged on it, "You can’t escape from the righteous wrath of Usagi thou misbegotten…" she trailed off, and turned blushed. "Hi?", she was assaulted by ten pairs of arms hugging the breath from her poor misused body.

 
    Ramna heard the squished groan from Usagi. "Phase 1 completed.", Ramna joked.
    Akane leaned against, "What about that Mamoru guy? HE should be around. Kuno told me about him. I’d like to give him a first hand introduction to my biggest mallet!" she said.
    "I’d carry a cat in my pocket anticipating his arrival!" he agreed.
    "Excuse me, are the girls inside?" A tall 20 something year old man with black hair and eyes stood before them.
    Ramna blinked, "You wouldn’t happen to be Chiba Mamoru would you?"
    The man nodded, "Yes, I am."
    Ramna nodded calmly, then his eyes bugged out, "Get ‘im!", Mamoru high tailed it out of there.
 

    "Damn it all! We lost him!", Ramna swore.
    "We should have paid more attention when Usagi was teaching us how to track.", Akane groaned. She stowed her mallet. "Let’s get back."
    Together they left, Tuxedo Kamen watched them from the branches above. "Usako?", he whispered.

    Usagi stood in the bath house and doused her head in cold water. She looked at her now feline features in the mirror. "This curse has gotta go!", she muttered, she was about to splash herself with warm water when a commotion sounded outside.
    "Usako? Where are you?"
    Orlin sighed and went out side. She gasped as she saw Mamo-chan being chased by Kuno and Ramna, while Akane was perched on a tree ready to drop the mallet on the head. "Hold it!" she yelled. Everything stopped, Akane even halted her flight through mid air with her mallet raised above her head.
    "Oh! Orlin! It’s not what it looks like!" Ramna stuttered.
    "Oh really? It’s sure as hell does! Explain yourselves!" she tapped her foot on the ground.
    Mamoru stared at her. "Do I know you?"
    Orlin stared at him, "Once I’m done with these three, you’re going to wish to hell not!" she snapped. Mamoru paled. "Now as for you three! What have I been teaching you? We protect the innocent, no matter what they’ve done. IF they are innocent, we do not hurt them! Got it?", she barked, or whatever. They trio nodded, "Now go on!", Ramna stopped by her and looked at her with big puppy dog eyes. "GO!", in her anger she doesn’t see Rei and Ami creep up behind her with a bucket of hot water.
    "Orlin! Look out!", Ramna yelled.
    Orlin turned and saw the water headed for her and Ramna, "oh great!" Usagi and Ramna chan screeched, "What did you do that for!" they yelled in unison.
    Mamoru paled further, "Usako!"
    Usagi found herself having the air squeezed from her once more. "Ramna? Help!", she managed.
    Ramna-chan clouted him over the head. Mamoru fell back holding him head. "What in hell!", he spun on Ramna-chan. "Why in hell did you do that?", he yelled.
    Ramna-chan began to laugh, "You don’t know? Usagi! You didn’t tell us he was so stupid!"
    Usagi shrugged, "Where’s Kuno?"
    "I SHALL SMITE THEE!", Kuno streaked from the Jinja at Mamoru.
    Usagi sigh, "Hold it !"
    As if someone had froze the frame , only his eyes moved, "Ne?"
    "Down boy!" Kuno dropped down. "Oh come on!"
    "No! Now get with Akane you two. This is my mess! I’ll clean it up!" Kuno drooped and he and Ramna went to grove of cherry trees where Akane was watching from. Usagi gave Rei and Ami the evil eye, "You guys too!" they beat hot feet out of there.
    Mamoru stood up, and went to Usagi, "Usako, I can explain!"
    Usagi held up a hand. "You will do no explaining. I will tell you what I know first, one, I know about your dreams, I’ve been having them myself, two, I’ve come to terms with it, three, just because Chibi-Usa is our future daughter doesn’t mean you have to stay away from me. I thought you liked the kid, myself."
    Mamoru paled, "Chibi-Usa? Daughter?" he squeaked.
    "Yes, I thought you had figured it out! Chibi Usa? Little Usagi?"
    "But my dreams!"
    She hushed him, "Were sent by King Endymion, your future self. To test our love, to see if you would do anything to protect me."
    Mamo-chan blinked, "Oh Usako, it tore me to pieces when you threw yourself into that vortex, I was about to follow you!"
    Usagi laid a finger over his lips, "I know, that’s why I closed it so fast. Not do the smart thing and shut up for a moment."
    Mamoru blinked, "Why? MMMPHH!", Usagi had him in a full lip lock.

    Kuno tore the branch from the tree. "That scourge! I’ll eradicate him! Bewitch my Usagi will he? I shall smite him from the face of the planet!"
    "Yeah right!", Kuno turned and gasped at the brunette vision who stood before him. "They’ve been in love for over ten thousand years! You don’t stand a chance!", Makoto scoffed.
    Akane looked at the expression on Kuno’s face. "Oh no! Not again!", Ramna looked at Makoto, "I’d start running now, that way you would have a head start."
    Makoto sweat dropped, "Why?"
    Akane gestured at Kuno, who was making calves eye’s at Makoto. "That’s why!"
    Kuno threw himself to one knee before Makoto. "My love! I surrender myself to your magnificence! BE mine own heart own true hope of love!"
    Makoto jumped back. A mallet swung down and hit Kuno in the head. "Sorry, he does this. He used to be in love with Ramna’s female form too."
    Makoto sweat dropped. "Female form?", Ramna pulled the mask from her face. "More than my voice changes!", She winked.

    Chibi-Usa looked Usagi up and down. "So you’re telling me that you’re my mom?", she said.
    Usagi nodded, "You may not enjoy it, but that’s what biology says."
    Chibi-Usa nodded, "Before the Nega vortex , I wouldn’t have believed you. But now you’ve changed, you just might be my mommy!", Usagi found yet another pair of arms around her neck, but these two she didn’t mind so much.

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