Pacey: "Please. Summer school?"
Joey: "Yeah."
Pacey: "It'll never happen. Only morons go to summer school."
Joey: "Yeah, well the last time I checked you're pulling a stellar F minus so without this extra credit project, Pacey, I'm very well certain that, you're grade will not only place you squarely among the morons, but you may very well be their leader!"
Joey: "Pacey I told you yesterday. Pomenidis snails are single-sexed they DON'T need another organism to reproduce."
Pacey: "Alright and I would have remembered that if I actually listen when you talk to me. But I just thought that maybe snails are just like guys, ya know, that their ultimate fantasy is to be with two female snails at the same time. Right? Maybe that's what this project needed to get moving along."
Joey: "Let me get this straight: You tried to create some sort of a snail menage a trois?"
Pacey: "Well it sounds stupid when you say it outloud, but it...I just saw this REALLY pretty snail over in the tank over by the window...and I don't know last night it just seemed really brilliant."
Joey:"Let me fill you in on something here. You know this pretty little snail over here by the window? It's what you call a carnivore snail...and do you know what carnivore snails eat?"
Pacey: "Other snails."
Joey: "Yeah. Other snails. Other snails such as our snails. Such as the snails that we're desperately relying on to raise our marine biology grade."
Joey: "Alright Pacey the water's getting kind of high so we should probably --- Pacey!"
Pacey: "What?"
Joey: "Please tell me that you tied our boat up and the one floating downstream isn't ours."
Pacey: "I tied the boat up and the one floating downstream isn't ours."
Joey: "Hmm clever. Speaking of survival I thought all creatures of your brain power went extinct a few years back."
Pacey:"You know it's amazing. A personality like yours and you still can't get any dates."
Joey: "Even more amazing, a personality like yours and you can."