From the Home Offices in Salem, U.S.A., these are the Top 10 Things No One Knows About Sally Sussman Morina:

10) When no one's looking, she looks in the mirror and tells herself, "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darn it, it people like me."

9) Sticks pins in her Ken Corday voodoo doll to keep him under her spell so he won't fire her sorry butt.

8) Threatened Frances Reid with a "Who Shot Alice" story if Mrs. Reid didn't agree to mow her lawn every Saturday.

7) Forced her sidekick, Tom Langan, to toilet paper and egg Deidre Hall's mansion when Dee complained about her lack of a storyline.

6) Had Rolf, the mad scientist, implant a chip in her brain to give her all the memories and abilities of "a truly gifted writer"--those of her predecessor, James Reilly.

5) Prank called the NBC receptionist, after NBC execs negged her idea to tell a "Gilligan's Island" story where characters get shipwrecked on Smith Island with Austin as Gilligan, Shawn as the Skipper, Mike as the Professor, Maggie and Mickey as the Howells, Taylor as Mary Ann, and Nancy as Ginger.

4) Demanded that Celeste's wig budget be cut, when Celeste said, "That Eric and Nicole have no freaking chemistry, DAH-LING."

3) Refused to write for the guys that play Wayne and Earl anymore after the actors refused to do a "Hootchie-Cootchie" dance with her at the Days Christmas Party.

2) Secretly replaced the Jensen Ackles and Austin Peck posters hanging over her bed with one of the Backstreet Boys.

And the Number One thing no one knows about Sally Sussman Morina . . .

1) Got upset when "Unsolved Mysteries" wanted to do an episode on how she got her job as head writer of Days.