True, the only message board worse than the IMDB is Ain't It Cool News, but where else can you find someone so willing to hang himself with his own words than "sdrawkcabnomiS"? Everything that Days of Our Lives now stands for -- empty and directionless storylines that lack both rhyme and reason, one-dimensional and schizophrenic characters without an ounce of thought in their brains, dialogue that involves characters talking to themselves about the most redundant and pointless observations, no-talent hacks like Kyle Lowder getting a lot of screen time -- has to be intended for someone, right? And "sdrawkcabnomiS" seems to fit the bill of the very kind of person James Reilly and Ken Corday are targeting. Unfortunate that he's since deleted his messages and profile on the IMDB, otherwise you would've been able to click on the links to his profile to see what other ways he's been setting the human race back 1000 years.

Here's how he responds to critics of the show . . .

Subject: Re: Stupid show
by - sdrawkcabnomiS 1 day ago (Mon Dec 15 17:17:37)
If it's a stupid show why hasn't lasted for 38 years? I think you're a complete fool if you just came here to waste your time. This board is for fans, not the hatters of Days. So get lost.

Subject: Re: I'm a guy and I love this show
by - sdrawkcabnomiS 1 day ago (Tue Dec 16 08:26:38)
And no I don't think I'm going to watch another soap just because you told me to, it's my life and I'll do what I want. If you don't like it, that's too bad.

Subject: Re: I'm a guy and I love this show
by - sdrawkcabnomiS 23 hours ago (Tue Dec 16 16:02:57)
25 years old. I'm a very mature adult. As for yourself you have the mind of a 5-year-old.

Subject: Re: I'm a guy and I love this show
by - sdrawkcabnomiS 5 hours ago (Wed Dec 17 10:12:07)
Go back to the mental institution, moron. I'm getting tired of your ignorance to say bye bye, from now on if you keep replying you'll be talking to yourself which wouldn't be much a surprise. HERE WE GO, CLICK YOU'RE ON IGNORE.

And here is what he types when he has deep thoughts about the show . . .

Stephanie Cameron
Subject: I miss her as Jennifer in DOOL
by - sdrawkcabnomiS 1 day ago (Tue Dec 16 12:21:32)
In my opinion Stephanie Cameron was the best Jennifer Horton. I like her way better than Melissa Reeves.

Nadia Bjorlin
Subject: WOW
by - sdrawkcabnomiS 1 day ago (Tue Dec 16 12:18:08)
What a gorgeous woman. She's ssssssoooooooooooo sexy.

Krista Allen
Subject: She's extremely stunning
by - sdrawkcabnomiS 1 day ago (Tue Dec 16 12:15:03)
Wow, Krista Allen is one stunning lady. Mmmmm, I wouldn't mind spending one night with her.

Adrianne Zuker
Subject: Mmmmm, she's hot
by - sdrawkcabnomiS 1 day ago (Tue Dec 16 12:04:00)
Arianne Zuker who plays the vindictive Nicole on Days of our Lives is one hot lady.

Lauren Koslow
Subject: An attractive woman
by - sdrawkcabnomiS 1 day ago (Tue Dec 16 12:00:42)
Lauren Koslow who plays Kate Roberts in Days of our Lives is very attravtive for an older woman. She looks younger than she is.

Kristian Alfonso
Subject: Re: Single most perfect female of all time!!!
by - sdrawkcabnomiS 1 day ago (Tue Dec 16 11:57:23)
Kristian Alfonso is a very sexy woman. I love her.

And the irony of all ironies . . .

Subject: Re: Who do you hate most of all on Days Of Our Lives
by - sdrawkcabnomiS 1 day ago (Mon Dec 15 17:12:39)
I agree, Sammi is very imature and she isn't too bright.