Pac-Man
on Steroids

Of
course Pac-Man is on steroids! Think about it -- his day is never
finished until he's popped as many pills as he can find, every now
and then he might take a "super pill" that gives him a sudden boost
of strength and makes him look unnaturally large, and those around
him turn blue with fear when he's juiced up like that.
What I have created here is a collection of comedy
tid bits of all forms for your enjoyment. However, credit should be
given where credit is due. It should be noted that I did not write
the majority of these humorous lists, short stories, commentaries,
etc., nor do I remember where I obtained most of them from, since
they were received via e-mail from numerous people who themselves had
e-mailed to them. So my apologies go out to the anonymous authors of
these compositions, who should be credited and complimented for their
wonderful work.
Also, because this site is more of a compilation
than my own original work, feel free to take off your shoes and put
your feet up on the furniture. This place is as much yours as it is
mine, if not moreso, so if you have any comedy bits and pieces you
would like to see on here, send them in and I'll post them. There's
already quite a few pages of material submitted by readers of this
site, so the more the merrier.
It should also be noted that some of the pieces on
the Top 10 Lists page are allegedly the intellectual property of
The Top 5
List web site, though I've never heard of
them before they e-mailed me, and I have no intention of ever
visiting their page. Also, rather than telling me which ones are
supposedly theirs, the powers that be behind them would prefer to
have me label everything as being theirs. So to compromise, I've
included a link to their site -- no more, no less.
Also, for whatever reason, some search engines
have this as the main page which is really annoying because you won't
get the menu frame that allows you to actually browse the rest of
this site. So if this is all you see, please CLICK
HERE TO CONTINUE.