These are the lyrics to some of t he exisiting songs (I wrote some stuff about some of the songs)
Hanging Tits
All The Gay Things
Pink Punk Porn
MxPx Girl
I wrote this song one night and has no idea how or
why I did. It was originally called 'Hey Bitch Change Your Fucking Attitude
and Go Out With Me' we changed the title on grounds that it won't attract any
hot chick fans.
-Kenji
you are the surgical thing that goes insode my head. you suck my brains out so that i'm dull and insignificant. everytime i talk to you, you push me away. when you need my help ill say, FUCK YOU BITCH GO FUCK YOURSELF get a life cuz everyones got one. maybe someday you will understand. when your fifty you'll single with a million kids and hanging tits.
We didn't write this song to make fun of Blink182. We
wrote it to make fun of all the pop acts. Whenever anyone hears it, they ask
us if we really hate Blink that much. We don't. Blink is one of our biggest
influences.
-Joao
all the gay things. teen magazines bring. nsync you suck. britney ill fuck. always i know. mandy moore is is whore. waiting to spread. lying on mybed. say it aint so. a sell out show. why sould i go. carry me home. keep your lips still. this is no thrill. punk rock will go on. my little windmill. nananana... gay men i see. on mtv. the backstreet boys are on the grass, fucking hanson up the ass.
this song was not written to offend anyone or anyone's wife.
-Joao
who's naked at the dj booth? johnny punk. he's got a wife and star tatoos. johnny punk. my fucking idol, hes a dj, a guitarist and a porn star all in one. my fucking idol, hes a dj, a guitarist and a porn star all in one. johnny punk... the horniest dj in the world, johnny punk. he's got a wife and but wants to fuck my girl, johnny punk. my fucking idol, hes a dj, a guitarist and a porn star all in one. my fucking idol, hes a dj, a guitarist and a porn star all in one. johnny punk... you never got us any dope, we ended up drinking rum and coke, we saw you in turtles nest with a girl who wasn't you wife...
this song is all about my girlfriend. anyone
who chats alot on #cebupunk knows who she is. i love her alot.
-joao
MxPPx girl hanging at a show. hold my hand and never let go. when i'm with you, i'm happiest guy alive. mxpx girl, wishing you were near, hold me close while i hold you so dear when im with you all im the happiest guy in the world. im happy and i love you. dont go, my mxpx girl, i love you and you rule the world. don't go, please always stay, forever and never go away. i love you mxpx girl.